Accidentally leaving behind an unflushed surprise in the toilet right before heading off on vacation, only to return to an unpleasantly warm and pungent welcome.
by Raimondo10 May 15, 2024
Get the Mumbai Welcome mug.When you have the squits after a large curry and have to sprint to the water closet before you paint your pants
Bryson:dude last night I had a mad one with the lads at the curry house but now I’ve got the Mumbai sprints
Chad:dude what’s that ?
Bryson:i would tell you that dude but I’ve gotta sprint!
Chad:dude what’s that ?
Bryson:i would tell you that dude but I’ve gotta sprint!
by Squit master 404 October 10, 2017
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Get the Mumbai Foodie mug.Often said after a statement to disrespectfully ridicule or negate a claim. Short version of "Tales from the slums of Mumbai"
This version originated from the Blackpill community as majority Blackpill forum members were statistically shown to be of the ethnicity of Indian.
The city of Mumbai is used as it is the largest city in India, and often seen as a place ridden with poverty in its slums. This statement can be observed outside of the Blackpill community, although this is where its mostly used.
This version originated from the Blackpill community as majority Blackpill forum members were statistically shown to be of the ethnicity of Indian.
The city of Mumbai is used as it is the largest city in India, and often seen as a place ridden with poverty in its slums. This statement can be observed outside of the Blackpill community, although this is where its mostly used.
Person1: Dude, look at this new mirror pic I just took of myself, Do you think I look good here?
Person2: Yeah, good looking In Mumbai.
Person2: Yeah, good looking In Mumbai.
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by Mike Ropeines April 19, 2025
Get the Dirty Mumbai mug.Sima Aunty is a matchmaker in Mumbai, India. She acted in Netflix's Indian Matchmaking show.
- She often expresses her opinions that some matches would not work.
- She states that 100 percent of anything can be found in your partner of what you expect. "Only 60-70%" is in her words, what you can get in your partner.
- She infamously uses the suffix "from Mumbai" everywhere she introduces herself. So, the audience satirically uses the "from Mumbai" suffix as such whenever they refer to her.
- She often expresses her opinions that some matches would not work.
- She states that 100 percent of anything can be found in your partner of what you expect. "Only 60-70%" is in her words, what you can get in your partner.
- She infamously uses the suffix "from Mumbai" everywhere she introduces herself. So, the audience satirically uses the "from Mumbai" suffix as such whenever they refer to her.
Friend: OMG! Nick Jonas and Priyanka are a perfect match.
Me: Ofcourse they are, but Sima Aunty from Mumbai would say they are not a good match because of age difference.
Friend: Imagine you get to meet Sima from Mumbai, how would you greet her?
Me: I would bend only 60-70% to touch the feet, not 100%.
Friend: and when she would say "I am Sima, from Mumbai", how would you react?
Me: I would say "I am Hemish, from Earth."
Me: Ofcourse they are, but Sima Aunty from Mumbai would say they are not a good match because of age difference.
Friend: Imagine you get to meet Sima from Mumbai, how would you greet her?
Me: I would bend only 60-70% to touch the feet, not 100%.
Friend: and when she would say "I am Sima, from Mumbai", how would you react?
Me: I would say "I am Hemish, from Earth."
by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022
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