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Mudflap

When you go to wipe your ass and your shirt accidentally gets in between the toilet paper and the poop
I had to cancel my meeting and head home because I mudflapped myself in the stall at work
by Debo20 June 30, 2021
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Australian Mudflap

The act of motor boating a woman's ass, sticking as much of your face into the anal cavity as possible. Upon performing this act, she begins to involuntarily defecate (shits) in your face. Unphased, you continue with your fowl deed, flinging feces in all directions.
After giving Jenna an Australian Mudflap, my face was covered in poo and there was a fair amount of shit everywhere.
by macdaddyphatsack February 5, 2015
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tallahassee mudflap

That act of shitting in the shower and violently slapping the bottom of your foot making sure to splatter it onto the walls of the shower and leaving it there to dry
Man that one nasty ass Tallahassee Mudflap dude.
by DAT THICCC BITCH 6969 March 29, 2017
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filipino mudflap

Similar to a columbian necktie except the penis pulled into the body redirected backwards and pulled back out through the victims asshole.
B: Did you hear about the new torture technique the Filipino mafia is using?
D: Yeah, the Filipino mudflap sounds like a real pain in the ass!
by gnomecrusher June 16, 2018
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mississippi mudflaps

i nearly drowned in her mississippi mudflaps
by gdaxon February 15, 2007
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mudflap

the foreskin of a gay man.
hey bill, what do you call a gay mans foreskin?

i dunno.

a mudflap!
by g.n.b.rad September 19, 2010
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Taliban Mudflap

Taliban mudflap: (noun) a sexual act, wherein the female (or male in the case of insurgents) is being penetrated from behind while wearing a skirt (or man jamies), when he approaches the point of ejaculation, the male pulls out screams "lalalalalala" or a similar jihadist exclamation and finishes in her ass.  When complete he cleans himself on the skirt (or in the case of insurgents, the back of his buddy's shirt).
Dude, look at the back of that chicks skirt, she just came out the restroom with her man...looks like he got the booty, she's sportin a Taliban Mudflap
by RoosterWHMC2 February 10, 2012
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