i hate myself

if you searched this up because you geniunely DO hate yourself, please have hope.
things will get better, you are amazing.
we all have our ups and downs, stay strong.
i love you, no homo and no hetero.

please take care of yourself, and have a good day, evening or night.

Guy 1: I hate myself!
Guy 2: Don’t say that :(

by jayquan. April 22, 2021

myself

The only person in your life who cares about what you think .

Man everyone left me today. Well I still have myself.

by Beef supreme 69420 December 21, 2020

Dating Myself

To make oneself appear to be dated, or older. Commonly interpreted as making yourself seem out of date, old, or aged.

"I know I'm dating myself here, but I was in Three Smile Island."

-Quagmire

by Chosen Sloth October 12, 2009

pissing myself laughing

laughing a lot within oneself, or with mates on something seriously funny

He walked into the office in red trousers n with half mustache, he looked so funny that I was pissing myself laughing.

by vazmataz February 18, 2014

feeling myself

think more of yourself. being confidence about yourself without a person consent.

I am really feeling myself in this outfit.

by ginababy February 24, 2015

crunched myself

When your legs squeeze your balls, or your balls get caught in between your legs.

"Sorry I crunched myself"

by Pseudonynam April 27, 2017

i shit myself

this is what you say when you shit yourself

guy 1: i shit myself

guy 2: same

by humanmale2 May 20, 2021