Moffucked

The end result of watching a 'last episode' of any TV serial written by Steven Moffat, owing to the impossibility, confusion and pure anger at very complex and brilliant plots. Especially when there is a sizeable gap between one episode and the next. Usually found in relation to British Television shows Sherlock and Doctor Who.

A: Did you see that episode last night? It was infuriating!
B: I know! My head's been totally moffucked!

Interchangeable with 'mind-fucked'

by Admixt February 8, 2012

half muff

Lazy grooming, of the pubic region, resulting in a partial trimmed bush.

My friend, Gordon, exposed his pubis to me. I inquired, in regards to his half muff. He said he ran out of time, in the shower and decided to rock the half muff.

by binkyrodgers October 28, 2011

mouffette

The French word for "skunk." A nice word for your girlfriend, along with "cochonette." (little female pig)
Good with "pet," (pay), the French word for "fart."

"Tu as l'odour d'un pet de mouffette !!"
(You smell like the fart of a skunk)

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

muff ripper

A person who does the actual waxing and ripping of pubic hair at a salon. Usual some oriental chick.

I went to the muff rippers today because bikini season is coming up.

by Tarrif January 31, 2003

Muff Sausage

1.) It's like muff cabbage except it involves the penis.

2.) A muff filled with sausage.

3.) A hairy pelvic area where you can't see anything except a giant sausage emerging from the tangled muff jungle. If lucky you might see some of the wild life crawling on it.

That guido had the best muff sausage i have ever given head to. The crotch monkeys were swinging away.

by raging GTL December 7, 2010

poop in mi mouf

When you are upset with your life and deserve some shit in your mouth

news: Donald trump won the election!

Jane: poop in mi mouf, Donald!

by Ratchethoeeee May 15, 2016

dirty moffatt

When a man (not neccessarily but usually a tech teacher) takes a dildo, (usually made of wood) and sticks it up his ass while masterbating. After coming, the man pulls out the dildo, and then, with a left-to-right motion, whipes it on his moustache.

bradly gave himself a dirty moffatt on the snowday.

by Alejandro Fernandez December 14, 2008