Mostography

A mostography is a collection of releases by an artist or band that is missing a few of them. It might be missing a hard to find early demo or a promotional cd in limited circulation.
The term comes from 'Discography' which is used to describe a 'release' of all the works of a musical group in one package to the internet community.

BMFan1 - "Did that Mayhem discography finish downloading?"

BMFan2 - "Well, yeah...but it was missing the PFA Rehearsal so it's a mostography ...I'll have to find it somewhere else"

BMFan1 - "Oh that's too bad. I hate it when people call stuff a discography when it isn't!"

by Mansonite January 12, 2006

Morton's Fork

A difficult decision between two equally shitty options.

Matt: Dude, should I bang Carrie or Marissa? Carrie can't ride dick, but Marissa can't suck dick.

John: Dunno man, sound's like Morton's Fork to me.

by BlindButAware May 6, 2014

Motonimus

An abbreviation or acronym describing a sexual act involving a male as well as an unclothed female of the Islamic religion who has birthed offspring;

M-an O- n T-op O-f N-aked I-slamic M-other U-ndergoing S-ex

Dude, Motonimus is pretty awesome!

by Yiffme94 May 23, 2018

James Morton

Sorry, never heard of him. If I had heard of him he'd definitely be tiny though...

"If I could imagine anyone being massively tiny with no guns whatsoever and extremely chubby, almost to the extent of blobby fleming, then his name would be James Morton...never heard of a James Morton though..."

by Wai Ho December 7, 2009

Dirty Morton

The act of one taking a large sip of coke while simultaneously having their best friend smack their belly in a McDonald's Play Place while doing the floss.

I did a Dirty Morton.

by Beeg nene May 17, 2020

Sweaty Morton

Taking the easy option when playing football, either in real life or gaming (i.e Fifa) by making a short pass along the ground for a tap-in goal, rather than having some decency and trying to beat the keeper with a shot.

Typical, another "Sweaty Morton" goal

by yorkshiresteve November 22, 2022

Mortoned

To get conned or scammed.

That guy lost a grand to a stripper - he totally got mortoned

by smd001 January 18, 2011