by stevio September 10, 2003

by Angeleka September 18, 2003

by Righteous Thumb February 27, 2009

The whores of the insect world. All they do is get what they need from you, and leave you with nothing but a burning itch.
Mosquito: Looking for a good time?
Unsuspecting human: Yeah, that's why I went camping.
Mosquito: Mmm... blood.
The next day
Unsuspecting human: Scratch... scratch... I went camping and all I got were these lousy mosquito herpes.
Unsuspecting human: Yeah, that's why I went camping.
Mosquito: Mmm... blood.
The next day
Unsuspecting human: Scratch... scratch... I went camping and all I got were these lousy mosquito herpes.
by sewingmachineohno August 1, 2011

A small, annoying, bitey insect that goes "Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT." If Only.
They bite and are annoying. Incidentally, I was bitten the other day. The wanker.
They bite and are annoying. Incidentally, I was bitten the other day. The wanker.
Annoyed bloke:
"For Pete's sake that fucking mosquito has been pissing me off for hours now! Where's the fly spray. Aha!"
*Squirt*
Mosquito:
"Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT."
"For Pete's sake that fucking mosquito has been pissing me off for hours now! Where's the fly spray. Aha!"
*Squirt*
Mosquito:
"Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT."
by The Kiwi God September 15, 2005
