mosquito

black baby with wings...black baby

by dog April 30, 2003

mosquito

An annoying toady that buzzes around on the periphery of the popular

Who the hell invited you into this discussion, you freaking mosquito.

by stevio September 11, 2003

mosquito

A guy that refuses to go away; a man that can not take a hint.

A person that uses other people.

Girl, this nigga is playing misquito like he can't get the message.

by Angeleka September 19, 2003

mosquitos

Bloodsucking insects from hell.

Me: These damned mosquitos are eating me alive! They're like thousands of mini-Draculas!

by Righteous Thumb October 23, 2008

Mosquito

The whores of the insect world. All they do is get what they need from you, and leave you with nothing but a burning itch.

Mosquito: Looking for a good time?
Unsuspecting human: Yeah, that's why I went camping.
Mosquito: Mmm... blood.

The next day
Unsuspecting human: Scratch... scratch... I went camping and all I got were these lousy mosquito herpes.

by sewingmachineohno August 1, 2011

Mosquito

A small, annoying, bitey insect that goes "Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT." If Only.
They bite and are annoying. Incidentally, I was bitten the other day. The wanker.

Annoyed bloke:
"For Pete's sake that fucking mosquito has been pissing me off for hours now! Where's the fly spray. Aha!"

*Squirt*

Mosquito:
"Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT."

by The Kiwi God August 19, 2005

MOSQUITO:

An insect that makes you like flies better.

by CLEWGE October 23, 2003