mosquito

Mosquito. THOSE FUCKERS ARE SENT FROM HELL! THEY DO NOTHING BUT SUCK BLOOD AND LIE!!! THEY MAKE A IRRITATING NOICE AND HAVE NO SELF CONTROL!

Mosquito. THOSE FUCKERS ARE SENT FROM HELL! THEY DO NOTHING BUT SUCK BLOOD AND LIE!!! THEY MAKE A IRRITATING NOICE AND HAVE NO SELF CONTROL! musquitos drink your blood and lay eggs with it. they leave a bump with a type of blood-thinning luiquid.

Person 1: dammit! I was bitten my a musquito again.. they are so irritating!

person 2: same. They are the WORST! i'd rather DIE than get bitten by those AIR RATS! they are all sent from hell!

Pwerson 1: dude, is everything alright at home?

by AHHHHHHHHH there is a musquito September 16, 2020

mosquito

To eat a girl out when she's on her period.
To suck out the blood when a girl is on her period.

"Dude, I totally mosquitoed that chick the other day. I sucked her dry."

by Shania Baby July 11, 2008

mosquito

When you take a hold of the male genitals, twist them round so that the testicles are above the penis, making the genitals look like a mosquito.

Guy#1: "The girl I was with last night gave me a mosquito before she blew me."

Guy#2: "I wish my wife would be a little more gentle with me when she did it."

by jwbulmer January 16, 2010

mosquito

Those annoying little insects that give you "boo boos."

Little Jimmy was bit by a musquito.

by MontBlanc September 18, 2003

mosquito

A little bug that comes along and bites your ass.

Man, that guy completely mosquitoed me.

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

mosquito

My favorite character on Doug

Mosquito Valentine is appledictic.

by Nathanyouth September 12, 2003

mosquito

when you squeeze around the base of your genitals so hard that the shaft looks like the stinger and the balls look like eyes.

DC did a sweet mosquito

by moisty October 15, 2004