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Montana Moonshine

When a guy and girl are having sex and when the guy is done he proceeds to adorn her face with man cheese(jizz). Then, since men have to pee after sex, the guy pees on her face and the girl opens her mouth and gargles the solution of golden love and man juice.
"Jenny said she needed face wash. So I decided to give her the good old Montana Moonshine."
by Flyhunter November 2, 2008
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middle school moonshine

an alcoholic beverage consisting of 5 oz of coke and 15 oz of the rest of the shit in you liquor cabinet. it must include vodka.
Yo Mack, let's go drink some Middle School Moonshine!
by yeeber October 10, 2017
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Mama's Moonshine

A drink made to serve in a Parent's Mixer Party, drink is made out of Tequila, Taco seasoning, contact lens solution, anti-anxiety medication, a reese's' mcflurry, orange soda, expired milk and whatever cheese you got layin around
Parent: You see that english teacher last night at the parents mixer? he was humping the wall!!!
Party host: I know, he downed like three of my Mama's Moonshines...
by meshynodes October 15, 2018
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moonspider

someone who only has sex at night
'Daphne put down your tea and come ride this veiny meatstick. Youre being a moonspider just like everyone said you would be when they warned me not to pursue you and perhaps try to ensnare a sun parrot or maybe a velvet waterfly. This is total bullshit. I should not put up with this up in here....NOT UP IN HERE!!! '
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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Moonshine

When you crap your pants and gag from the smell
Isaac cleared the room with his homemade moonshine
by Zak06 May 16, 2018
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Moobshake

This is a man-boob shake made out of Man Boob Juice - eww
get me some of that moobshake!
by TheUnforgiven11 Lem February 5, 2009
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moonshadow

Ancient god who is said to ride into battle on a black dragon. Attacking without mercy, killing all. Before he became a god he was said to be squire to the dragon god.
Moonshadow has slain once again.
by whiskey pete April 12, 2005
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