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Pushing Mongo

Funny way to skate. You’re not a dumbass, you just like it more. So what you have to shuffle your feet a bit you fucking idiot, but it’s all good. When you are cruising, mongo isn’t bad. Doing tricks though? Try to switch it up and not be special...
“You’re pushing mongo? What the fuck?” said Kyle.

Yeah bitch, I can do both, if I want to, pussy!” said Lucas.
by jaquadan February 18, 2021
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Mongolian Monocle

This involves sir poking his meat up the sphicter of his partner, before withdrawing and tracing a brown ring around her, or indeed his, eye.

Proceeding to poke the eye without permission is bad form. This would result in a game of "Mongolian Snooker".
"What's with your eye-patch, Julian ?"

"Well Nigel, that swine Toby was giving me a Mongolian Monocle, when he got all hog-wild and potted the white !"
by OneEyedNigel June 5, 2009
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Moongoose McQueen

The eccentric lead singer of the heavy metal band Fozzy. Has garnered a reputation for being somewhat of a prima donna offstage, but his track record of giving amazing performances in front of crowds cannot be discounted. Once, in July 2002, got into a fistfight with a senior citizen on stage and ran away, leaving the geriatric old man to destroying expensive sets of cymbals and guitars. In early 2004, filmed a commercial endorsing the energy drink YJ Stinger. Heavily rumored to be the same person as WWE wrestler Chris Jericho, but no evidence has proven such a claim up to this point.
"Love me or hate me, daddy-- Moongoose McQueen and Fozzy are HUGE rock stars!"
by Nicky J April 20, 2004
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mongoosing

The act of fearlessly, ferociously and unscrupulously devouring helpless prey; particularly, after fighting for and winning previously said prey from cobras and other venomous snakes.
"You guys see Bill mongoosing at the club last night? He made out with two chicks, got three numbers and left home with one. What a fucking mongoose!"
by HoneyBadger2498 February 17, 2014
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mongolian mud munch

Believed to have been started by Genghis Khan, it's the act of licking a person's anus shortly after they've had a bowel movement without having showered.
I love taking my wife out for burritos and beer because when we get home, she lets me give her a Mongolian Mud Munch every time.
by Daddy big hands May 14, 2016
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are you petting my mongoose

are you petting my mongoose with me tomorrow night
by Jlock April 5, 2019
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Verrekte Mongol

Verrekt Mongol, derived from popular Dutch TV show "New Kids on the Block" where a bunch of antisocial 20somthing-year-olds cause chaos and insult handicaps, the mentally ill and patients with disease (i.e. cancer) with harsh vulgar language.

the meaning goes along the lines of "fucking retard" but can be used for almost any occasion.
dutch handicapped woman crosses the street in a wheelchair.
Bunch of 20somthing antisocials point at her and shout

"JEZUS, WAT EEN VERREKTE MONGOL"
by nederlands_bengaals January 3, 2010
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