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montefart

1. The act of parroting one's subordinate in an attempt to appear intelligent; acting like you know what the hell is going on by mimicing one smarter than you (which generally is just about everyone)
2. also see "aura"
Like an insect mimicing a twig, the CEO montefarted his employee in a nugatory attempt to impress the customer.
by Bollux R. Daft July 3, 2003
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Montezuma

A hip and chill place to live for any open minded and adventurous person. Many beaches and waterfalls to hang out in and meet new people. The greatest place in the universe.
Dude: Yo, let's chill in Montezuma
Dudette: Totally man, let's hit up Chico's!!!!
by PlayaGrandeSkimboarder June 6, 2009
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Montezuma's Revenge

Reaction caused by eating extreme quantities of spicy food.

Its origin comes when Spanish conquistador Hernán Cortés entered the Mexicas' capital city: Tenoctitlán, he was beleived to be the god Quetzalcóatl (the mexicas had a toltec legend about a priest called Ce Acatl Topiltzin Quetzalcóatl, who fled eastward and vowed to return archaeological evidence suggests he fled to Chichén Itzá), who was said to be "tall, white and bearded". Cortés entered the city and was met by emperor Moctezuma "the young", who offered a meal in his honor. Having never tasted the local food, he eventually threw up and that's how the term came to be.
Don't eat too much chilli or you'll suffer Montezuma's revenge
by Sheendough March 5, 2011
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Montezuma's revenge

A nickname for an alcoholic drink comprised of a wide mixture of hard liquor drinks mixed together into one bottle. Known for it's foul taste, strong smell, and an ability to caused blackouts, vomiting and a rough morning after.

Typically created when there isn't enough liquor in the bottle to use by itself, or, when you really just want to get fucked up that night.

There is no real set recipe for Montezuma's revenge, just mix and match liquors and drink until you feel ready. It's not recommend to attempt to dance after you drank some, despite you feeling the urge too.
"I was drinking some Montezumas revenge man, and good lord was I on the floor at the end of the night."

Party goer 1: "Hey, whats in the bottle?"
Party goer 2: "Itsh someish montezisichmas revenge."
Party goer 1: "The fuck?"
Party goer 3: "He said Montezuma's revenge. You might want to stand back, he's going to puke everywhere in a little bit."
Party goer 2: *PUKE*
Party goer 3: "Remember kids, Montezuma's revenge is no joke. Be careful when you drink it."
by HenchyWorldPeace January 9, 2013
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Montezuma's revenge

Diarrhea.

A gringo term for getting the runs from visiting Mexico
and being a dumb gringo and drinking the tap water, or eating spicy food...silly gringo...oops I'm a gringo.
Honey do we have any Pepto I just got Montezuma's revenge?
by thedzone October 4, 2009
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Monteau's Disease

When an individual is strangely attracted to the smell of another individual's fecal matter, flatulence or body odor.
Most people from Winnie Texas suffer Monteau's Disease.
by iburnedkelly July 27, 2010
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Steamy Montez

The act of flatulence in another person's mouth, therefore leaving the victim with "butt" breath.
Dude I gave Mike a Steamy Montez while he was passed out from drinking too much. When he wakes up his mouth will taste like my butt.
by joetheyounger December 26, 2011
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