monologuee

The person or person who is on the receiving end of a monologue.

"That's cool", said Jeff, and he became the monologuee for a speech about actuary tables that lasted for over an hour.

by Tom Carbon OG October 3, 2020

Mongology

The study of odd and often drunken behaviour.

Tina went to the pub to people watch for her mongology degree.

by Fatchaz February 16, 2021

Mobology

The study of mob culture, primarily online, and how mobs are constructed, organized, and sustained. Mobology examines how anonymous or semi-anonymous groups form around shared outrage, how they coordinate attacks (harassment, reporting, doxxing), and how they justify their actions as justice. It draws on crowd psychology, network analysis, and critical internet studies to analyze swarm behavior, deindividuation, and the role of platforms in amplifying mob dynamics. Mobology reveals that online mobs are not irrational explosions but structured phenomena with leaders, scripts, and escalation patterns. Understanding mobology is essential for resisting and mitigating digital lynchings.

Example: “The mob formed in hours, coordinated in private channels, and executed a coordinated reporting campaign—mobology showed it wasn't chaos, it was organization.”

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal April 2, 2026

Mobology

The study of online mob culture using Kremlinological methods—inferring the organization, tactics, and hidden leadership of digital lynch mobs from public posts, timing patterns, and coordination signals. Mobologists analyze how a pile‑on starts (a single call‑out post, often by a high‑status account), how it escalates (through retweet chains, screenshots, and shared hashtags), and how it dissipates (once the target is banned or the mob loses interest). They study the role of anonymous tip lines, secret Discord servers, and cross‑platform coordination. Like Sovietologists tracking the flow of power through the Politburo, mobologists track the flow of outrage through influencer networks, revealing that online mobs are often not spontaneous but semi‑organized.

Example: "Mobology research identified a pattern where the same five accounts appeared at the start of every major pile‑on in a fandom space—not leaders, but ‘ignition users’ whose call‑outs reliably triggered the mob."

by Abzugal April 2, 2026

Male Monologue

Male Monologue is when a high IQ schizophrenic autistic guy talks to himself. It is usually followed by evil laughter when his retarded ranting is accompanied by coherent but politically incorrect sentences.

Male Monologuist: "Women do not belong in the kitchen because you cannot do the laundry without leaving the kitchen. Nietzsche talked about this."

Random person: "???"

Male Monologuist: "Life is like a box of chocolates. —Jeffrey Dahmer (probably)."

Random person: "????!!!"

Male Monologuist: "Mein Fuhreeer! Where Art Thou! How can you abandon me among the pinocchios?"

Random Person: "what is this crazy schizophrenic, autistic, antisemitic, misogynistic guy saying? Is this what we call a Male Monologue?"

Random Person's girlfriend: "gosh he's such a sexy high-IQ misogynist. I want him to force me to do the laundry."

Male Monologuist: "Thine heart art... fuck I hate speaking in Shakesperean English. (leaves room because no breathing the same air before marriage).

by Monologuist November 26, 2023

(U-Bahn-Monologues)

I want to contact you
But i don't know how

I want you to know that i don't know how to contact you privately
I am ready

Are you ready
(U-Bahn-Monologues)

by Krkič August 11, 2023

Dragon's Monologue 2

It doesn't slap as hard as the first one. It just kind of vaguely alludes to some of the same general themes.

Hym "I mean, to be fair, it would be hard for Dragon's Monologue 2 to parallel the quality, let alone surpass, the monologue from the first Dragon's Dogma. But I was hoping they would at least make the attempt. Which loses you point. -1 for the intellectual cowardice."

Iam "Wait! There's a TRUE ending."

Hym "What? Ah shit. Alright. There better be a monologue. Your rating hangs in the balance."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024