monkeyrooster

someone who is fool hardy and acts without thinking

I'm not marrying her, I've only known her two weeks and I aint no monkeyrooster

by J2R April 20, 2004

monkeyrooster

an impulsive creature with many same sex admirers.
Mating ritual of the admirer is to imitate the monkeyrooster, until the mammal is weak and easily intruded.

<monkeyr00ster> i hate you
<monkeyrooster> *rolls over and presents*

by Chillinmink April 20, 2004

monkeyrooster

a negligent mother hatching her only little brood of insolent social maniacs.

we arched our necks around the metal wreckage of twenty or more salvage cars in the drive way, observing three of the dirty little spawn playing with broken glass and falling out of trees.

by mercedes April 23, 2004

monkeylion

someone extremely ugly.they often tend to act stupid

OMG,(oh my god)
that chick's a
monkeylion!

by rafarocks August 30, 2007

monkeywrencher

someone who looks like a monkey who got hit by a wrench

Kenneth looks like a monkeywrencher

by andremr12 May 9, 2011

monkeyrobics

A word that someone mumbles when they're too high to tell you what drug they're on

MONKEYROBICS

by mershedperderder February 26, 2011

monkeytoothshards

A big shard of crank or meth

Hey man look at these monkeytoothshards

by Meth mutt April 15, 2019