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Monkey tail

The sexual act of deficateing your partners mouth and then receiving oral sex giving the male appendage the look of the classic chocolate covered banana treat the monkey tail
Yo I pooped in this chick's mouth and she gave me a monkey tail
by Monkeytail545454 June 27, 2022
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monkey tail

When you wait too long to poop and a turd starts to extend past your butthole involuntarily. Similar to a turtle head or a prairie dog, but possibly describing a more severe scenario.
Wait; I gotta call you back from the toilet. I’ve got a monkey tail situation going on.
by mehmet oz December 15, 2022
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Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex resulting in a male member becoming slathered in feces.
That bitch is dirty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you will end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.
by LilXangie May 22, 2024
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Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex in which a male penis becomes slathered in feces.
That bitch is nasty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you’ll end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.
by LilXangie May 22, 2024
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Monkeyball

When playing a basketball game, and the worst person on the team dribbles for more then 5 minutes, gets triple teamed, shoots a fade away and air balls. Then proceeds to blame the teammates for not getting open.
A lot of monkeyball going on, on the court. I think I’m going to hit the weight room.
by Wolfman+219 December 31, 2018
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MONKEYTAR

A monkey that defends the water holes in African and is the Santa of water and carry’s an AK47 as seen on YT
The water holes under attack, but monkeytar is her to save the day
by Mkuau February 5, 2019
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monkeytard

what you call your buddy when they are acting retarded
joe: *starts screaming and laughing at something*
henry: "shut the fuck up you monkeytard"
by No jews August 27, 2020
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