Dave Monks

Lead singer and bass player of the band Tokyo Police Club.

Dave Monks writes great music.

by thesearenotflowers November 3, 2008

Monkay

The style of sexual intercourse when the male partner climbs a tree naked and leaps (preferably from a flimsy branch) from a minimum hieght of 2 stories landing his penis directly in the female partner's vaginal or oral cavity thus replicating the way Monkeys have sex.

Sarah: Bart tried Monkay me yesterday.

Titus: Wtf? You were okay with that?

Sarah: NO! He was waiting in the tree I always walk by on my way home from school!

by Awkwarddeadantelope July 21, 2009

monkish

1. Acting in a way similar to Adrian Monk (from the TV show, Monk)
2. has obsessive-compulsive tendencies, usually used humorously

Did you see him organizing his silverware throughout dinner? He's so monkish.

by Senor Flik June 16, 2007

Mockasaur

The owner of a mockasaurus. One who claims to have a large penis (cockasaurus) but it discovered to have an average or below average endowment (mockasaurus).

Bob: Yo I got a cockasaurus!

Mary: TAKE IT OFF NOW!!!

(next morning)

Mary: you fucktard Mockasaur, you lied to me and took my virginity with ur little mcokasaurus!

Bob: You're 38 and a virgin?

Mary: Ha! Joke's on you! I'm 58! Here, hold my dentures.

Bob: Is it cold in here?
Mary: Dont make excuses...

by SychoSurge January 13, 2009

Monkesexual

It means your'e straight but think monkes are cool

I am monkesexual but not sexually attracted to monke

by Im not monkecist May 17, 2021

Monks Road

Monks Road is an infamous location in the city of Lincoln, England. It has been rumoured to be a hotspot for sexual assault and drug use all according to Police.org. In the local dialect of Tate County, the term Monks Road can be used in a wide range of phrases for example...

Jarvis: Bloody hell, Why did I decide to go on a school trip to Hull. Its such a shit hole.

Bartek: It may be shit alright, but its not as bad as Monks Road.

(In Class)
Miss Bush(Teacher): Right class, today we will be discussing places around Lincoln and how crime is prevalent there. Jeff could you start us off?
Jeff: I live on Monks Road.
Rest of Class: HA, WHAT A SHIT HOLE.

by AngryAsian212 November 15, 2021

monka ass

When you scared yourself shit less

I was monka ass when i slipped on that balcony without the rail

by LACKOFSKILL October 29, 2018