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mongatard

a mixture of a mong and a retard
basicaly a complete idiot who is so stupid it hurts to think about it.
such activites carried out by a mongatard include:

-gouging ones own chin with a plastic fork durring an attempt to cause GBH to someone else...
-breaking everything that comes in contact with them, they're not allowed near nice or expensive things
-asking the cost of something in a 99p store...
-spitting gum out of their mouth whilst trying to blow a bubble with it...
"Hannah you skin boat!!! you such a freaking mongatard!!!"
by jenaroo December 9, 2008
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mootard

It is used in the hacker world to denote someone that is into the retarded type of childish cracking, such as those that ask how to hack hotmail accounts or porn sites, or plays with trojans.

Derived from the french word 'moutard' which means 'kid' but in a more negative way...sort of like a brat.

But with this spelling it's more of a retarded kind of childishness.

The proper way to say this word is with your hand bent at the wrist and slapping your chest when you say the 'moo' part, like a retard would act.
1337_hax0r_dudz0rz: duz nebody no how 2 get sum1s hotmail pass?

intelligent_person: get the hell out of here, you mootard. that isn't what real hacking is about.
by app April 26, 2006
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mootard

a slow walking tourist in NYC. a person who is prone to stopping abruptly in the middle of sidewalk. can often be found swerving aimlessly from left to right
I was rushing to get to work, when this mootard in front of me goes from a brisk walk to a dead stop. I bumped into him, spilling coffee all over myself
by Mikeyb@llz March 30, 2009
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Montard

A hospital worker stupid and lazy enough to build a ramp on the wrong side of house.
Look what the montards did with the wheelchair ramp! It runs right into the wall!
by Prince Namor July 20, 2009
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Montard

nothing is going right today! I feel like a Montard.
by Reintard June 10, 2011
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mongatard

Adj. A combination of Monga and Retard combined. Essentially a person of a lower life form who is so inept at things in general that they have an IQ lower than a Meadow Muffin.
Einstein is so incapable of doing anything correctly, that I now give him the title of Mongatard!!

That person is so stupid, he should be called a Mongatard!!

Mike likes it when I call Einstein a Mongatard!
by inept technician September 16, 2006
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mongtardary

Mongtardary to act as a mongtard unwittingly or unknowingly. An act of unmeasurable stupidity of a person who is of low IQ.
They demonstrated a level of mongtardary never experienced before.
by Garage Slanger October 25, 2018
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