Mom

You shot out of her vagina.

Mom: "Y/A!"
You: "what?"
*complete silence until you get up and go to her.*

Mom by YoMomsSugaMomma July 11, 2017

Mom

The woman who you love to death one minute the next you want to rip her to tiny pieces. She magically makes every cut, scrape and scratch feel better, and gets all your crazy laundry done in 1 day. You come home and the house is completely clean and at night dinner is on the table. She helps you with your homework and helps get you through your toughest problems. Your mom loves you very much and will do anything for you even if she doesn't tell you straight to your face. You are very lucky if you have a mom and must charish the moments you have together.

Friend: Bro, WHAT are you wearing.
Me: My mom made me.
Friend:...
Me: I know she's the best!

Mom by thatsrealOMG May 23, 2018

Mom

Moms are amazing. They look after you and are always there for you no matter what. If your mum tells you off, it doesn’t mean she doesn’t love you.

mom

Mom by Somerandomguy October 26, 2018

Mom

Your mom, obviously.

Mom we ran out of Lays!

Mom by watches February 10, 2019

Mom

Is not: made of money

Your mom has to work for that money

Mom by Wolfie_Gamer_12 November 27, 2019

mom

A term of endearment. Usually used for a woman who you look up to or idolize.

"Lana Del Rey is such a mom. Her music, her personality, and her fashion is beyond."

mom by cleo4211 December 18, 2014

Mom

1. The person who gave birth to you.

2. A nickname for Roger H.

"You make a mean Mac n' Cheese Mom."

"Nice tackle out there Mom; you're a freaking beast today!"

Mom by Rogizzle April 6, 2005