Mary

She had a little lamb, got impregnated by god, and gave birth to Jesus.

Its official: SHE THE GOAT
"Where did Mary's lamb go?"
"Jesus probably turned it to wine."
by YoMomsSugaMomma July 12, 2017
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Mom

You shot out of her vagina.
Mom: "Y/A!"
You: "what?"
*complete silence until you get up and go to her.*
by YoMomsSugaMomma July 12, 2017
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