Mojave suprise

The act of masturbating to a girl in front of you on all 4's , then right before the point of ejaculating you spit on the girl, she turns around thinking its semen, then you punch her mutha fuckin lights out nigga!

i did the old mojave suprise last night man! then she went all ape shit on me!

by BenisWhite June 18, 2011

Mojave Mouth

A condition one gets when they are so desperate for a boyfriend or girlfriend, that they are beyond merely "thirsty." Their mouth is figuratively as dry as the Mojave Desert.

Bro #1 "Man, that chick is thirsty! That's a turnoff bro!"

Bro#2 "Tell me about it, that chick has straight up Mojave Mouth! I thought I saw a tumble weed fall out!"

by Dutch McFly August 31, 2013

moive

An animal in Eastern Africa.

While on safari, I saw a herd of moive.

by Dante Phoenix July 16, 2008

ulterior motive

Female tactic in Domestic Warfare.

The 'Ulterior Motive' is an oft used tactic, by females, in the theatre of domestic warfare.

by Gamblers Anonymous November 16, 2006

Mojave spanking

Involves two individuals, cactus, litter box, and a lot of imagination.

"I'd rather get some Mojave spanking then visit my in-laws."

by thecrimsonfuckr_#vampire April 16, 2020

Motive Friend

A friend who you only see at motives.

Me: I never see Brandon anymore what’s up with him?
Friend: He’s just a motive friend now

by K2Certi August 22, 2021

Mojave scissor trap

A non penetrating sex position in which the male places his penis between a women’s thighs against her clit while standing. The women then crosses her legs to apply more pressure, from there the male begins to thrust.

Jake and Jamie are Christian’s but still want to get off. To avoid penetration Jamie gave Jake the Ol’ Mojave scissor trap

by Just joshin July 10, 2023