A vagina monologue is when a female, goes on and on incessantly about something that a man could really give a shit about.
I was trying to listen to the game on the ride home, but my girlfriend was reciting her vagina monologues again
by Randag February 17, 2005
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by apperentlyGypsy April 17, 2009
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My monologue friend called last night. My monologue friend talked for an hour and a half. My monologue friend didn't even notice when I stopped talking; it didn't phase her/him. Monologue friends will keep on talking.
by creatiffany February 12, 2010
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by allthatiamisyours August 11, 2010
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by KemKitty November 9, 2014
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Hey honey love you so much and miss you every 2nd of the day :) I know you will be glad to know that dad had his proctology (Lol) appointment yesterday and aside from the obvious discomfort :) of the exam, he seems to be doing OK...He is urinating fine today and his penis is without pain and he only got up during the night 4 times :) I love you so much and I'm so so so proud of you, love Mom
Hey honey love you so much and miss you every 2nd of the day :) I know you will be glad to know that dad had his proctology (Lol) appointment yesterday and aside from the obvious discomfort :) of the exam, he seems to be doing OK...He is urinating fine today and his penis is without pain and he only got up during the night 4 times :) I love you so much and I'm so so so proud of you, love Mom
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