A hairless skinny boy that is but a shadow of a real man. He has a pipe dream of becoming a drag queen in the Bronx. He practices basketball every day but never seems to get better. Mopane’s are usually shy in nature but once you get to know them you will find how utterly annoying and obnoxious they can be.
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Get the mohaneesh mug.when a man sits on your face bare-assed with his nutsack in your mouth and his asshole directly over the nose while farting. usually used as a prank; to be moaned.
by erin brooke January 6, 2008
Get the moaned mug.A modate is when two men or women go on a date with romantic interest and/or intention with someone of the same sex. Similar to brodate but gets the whole truth out.
When I learned the word brodate existed, I looked up the definition. Loosely, it's allegedly two heterosexuals going out. This had me asking "why is getting the word date in so important?" Straight friends have been doing things together for millennium. Nobody needed a special word for it, especially date. I know 0 straight men who would use the term, need a term, etc. The word brodate is about something else. It's obvious to most people I'm sure, especially the 'guys' using the term. Coining this word is another step toward making the abnormal normal in our society. So, modate I came up with to expose the hidden meaning and intellectual dishonesty used to define this useless word brodate.
When I learned the word brodate existed, I looked up the definition. Loosely, it's allegedly two heterosexuals going out. This had me asking "why is getting the word date in so important?" Straight friends have been doing things together for millennium. Nobody needed a special word for it, especially date. I know 0 straight men who would use the term, need a term, etc. The word brodate is about something else. It's obvious to most people I'm sure, especially the 'guys' using the term. Coining this word is another step toward making the abnormal normal in our society. So, modate I came up with to expose the hidden meaning and intellectual dishonesty used to define this useless word brodate.
Those two guys are going on a modate. However, they're calling it a brodate. They do this to suggest they're homosexual but don't commit to the actual admission.
by Mark Kinzel not ashamed February 24, 2018
Get the modate mug.Mondane is a small insignificant country located in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Mondane produces great poultry items such as chickens, chicken farmers, chicken feed, chicken clothes, chicken accessories and chicken houses. Its just basically a chicken country. However, no-one is sure whether this chicken country even exists.
Jeff: Hey fred i havent seen you in a while. Where ya been?
Fred: oh i just came back from Mondane.
Jeff: What the beef is a 'Mondane'?
Fred: oh i just came back from Mondane.
Jeff: What the beef is a 'Mondane'?
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We love you, little rabbit.
Salamanca, 30th of January, 2016
Happy birthday Moane!
We love you, little rabbit.
Salamanca, 30th of January, 2016
Moane uses candles for masturbating.
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