The Mobius Position

The (future) sexual position where you comfortably perform oral sex on yourself using wormhole/portal technology.

“So, to perform The Mobius Position, all I have to do is slide my body halfway into one end, rotate the other end 180 degrees, and I’ll have my crotch in my face…hmmmm.”

by ebbonloft June 2, 2014

mobius belt

a belt that one accidently puts a half-twist in

Today i put on my belt and it was tighter than usual. Apon further examination i had accidentAlly put a half twist in it and had worn a mobius belt for over 10 minutes.

I WEAR THE MOBIUS BELT!! I AM THE TAILOR OV THE VERY FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE!!

by Patrick from Atown January 2, 2007

Morbiusly obese

A term that describes one who has morbid obesity, and is also a really big Morbius fan.

Guy 1: I'm telling you, man. He really did say "It's Morbin' Time" in the movie!
Guy 2: I know this is off-topic, but how much do you weigh?
Guy 1: Uh, at least 300 pounds I think?
Guy 2: I think you're morbiusly obese.

by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022

Mobius

Let A=\0,1\^2 with the Euclidian topology and ~ be an equivalence relation on A such that (a,b)~(c,d) if and only if a is either 0 or 1, a=1-c, and b=1-d. Let B=A/~ with the quotient topology. Then B is a Mobius strip.

A Mobius strip is a connected, path-connected, compact, normal differentiable 2-manifold with countable basis induced by {B(a,b) intersect A for a,b are rationals} but can only be embedded in R^n for n=3 or higher.

by moebeeus May 4, 2004

mobius penis

A penis so large that it could be considered endless. May also refer to a method of drawing a life sized represantation of a very large penis on small paper.

I heard Brad is so well hung he's got a mobius penis. We better hope that chick has a klein vagina!

by telekinetic November 11, 2008

Mobius M. Mobius

A character from the Marvel series Loki (2021), who has also appeared in the American comic books published by Marvel Comics.

The epitome of that one cool uncle who gets everyone ice cream and takes you for a ride on his jet ski when your parents aren't looking.

Person 1: "Oh hey, my uncle invited my whole family over so we could see his jet ski last weekend! He got us tons of ice cream for no reason, too! It was epic."
Person 2: "Are you sure your uncle isn't Mobius M. Mobius?"
Person 1:".....You're waaaaaaaay too obsessed with Marvel."

by emo-geek-nerd-weeb July 15, 2021

Morbius

Perhaps one of, no, THE greatest piece of media ever created. Largely considered to be the absolute culmination of all of humanity's work in art, Morbius is a movie starring 2,000-time Oscar winner Jared Leto as Doctor Micheal Morbius, a misunderstood soul who gains the curse of vampirism. Morbius is a story of having to confront and control the beasts locked within oneself, a man's struggle to return to normalcy, and what the horrors any regular person can unleash in the right conditions. It is the first movie to ever sell 30 Morbillion tickets, and has an audience score of 2986% and a critic score of 3012% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Avete Morbius.
Avete Morbius.
Avete Morbius.

by Yarinoi^2 June 1, 2022