molecular sandwichologists

people who love making an academic study out of "What is a sandwich?" at a molecular level

Chad told me soup is a sandwich. I told him we aren't molecular sandwichologists.

by darthvader3333 August 2, 2022

mobilar

Emilian Chiru the goat, he make s furniture everyday

Emil does mobila, he is a mobilar

by anonymous October 5, 2022

Molecularly Challenged Cabbage

Having or possessing properties similarly to those of a molecularly challenged cabbage, such as low or nonexistent IQ, a particular stink or smell, or a tendency to act as though one is a molecularly challenged cabbage. This word is commonly used as an insult, or to confuse people without an inkling to what it could mean.

Have you interacted with Brody yet today? He smells similarly to a molecularly challenged cabbage.
She has the IQ of a molecularly challenged cabbage.
Have you met Zack yet? They are as hyper and confused as a molecularly challenged cabbage in pickling brine.

by Generic Villain October 22, 2023

molecular pedophile

A pedophile that is at least 1 foot shorter than their usual targets

A: Hey~
B: oh, hello short ahh molecular pedophile

by Notta Person 2763 February 1, 2025

Accelular Moculars

A condition in which babies get cross-eyed due to an epidemic in cross-eyed doctors slapping them after birth in order to cross their eyes so they can increase the population of cross-eyed people on earth.

Samuel had to get special glasses today due to his Accelular Moculars given to him by DR Chen.

by Dreadidiah January 1, 2022

according to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible

Used as a sarcastic sentence by nerds 🤓

I was bored, alright? - Rokosik

Bro! I just got into Harvard University! - Me
According to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible - 🤓

by Rokosik November 3, 2022