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Mats Sundin

The GREATEST TORONTO MAPLE LEAF EVER!!

On Oct. 11th, 2007, Mats scored his 390th goal and 917th point in the blue and white, making him the highest scoring Leaf of all time.

Oct. 11th will forever been known as Mats Sundin day and will be an official national holiday. The Leafs faithful will celebrate this day.
Leaf1 "Yo guy, lets celebrate Mats Sundin day!"

Leaf2 "We will wear our Sundin jerseys and score! (ie. Bang a random hot girl in Sundin's honour)"

Leaf1 "Ya, and then we shave her head so everyone knows she has been Sundin-ed!"

Leaf2 "DO IT GUY!!!!!!!! SNAP!"
by Jeet October 28, 2007
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[Matsumoto Jun]

Member of the Japanese band, Arashi. Also called MatsuJun.
Has starred in the famous japanese drama "Hana yori dango", and seems to be very fond of being high above the ground during concerts. Examples of this can be seen on the concert dvds, he comes flying onto the stage in an air balloon, he does air acrobaticts before singing solo etc etc.
He can't sing, but everyone loves him anyway, because he's hot, and serious and wonderful and whatnot.
"omg, his air acrobatics before he sang Yabai Yabai Yabai was so amazing!!"
"who?"
"Matsumoto Jun of course!"
by myenglishfails January 9, 2009
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j-mats

"J-mats" or "Jack-off materials" refers to media that is worthy of masturbation. Common misconceptions include films such as Cruel Intentions and Into the Blue. Sex is indeed present in these films, however duration and graphic content do not provide enough time or desire to beat one out. Often times, one is left with a hard-on and the need to find real J-mats to finish the task. Any movie Jessica Alba partakes in falls into this dreadful fallacy. True thespians that indulge in J-mat media include Angelina Jolie, Shannon Tweed, Sharon Stone, and Anna Paquin (see metacafe.com for examples).
"Have you seen Diane Lane in Unfaithful? Pretty good J-mats..."

"Angelina Jolie has fallen off. She needs to make more j-mats."

"Amanda Seyfried's new movie looks like it might have some j-mats"
by a-jo March 30, 2010
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meatsack

someone with an I.Q. that rivals most sacks of meat,after the grinder(if it was befor,the grinder, theres no way thay would win.)
"YOU MEATSACK!"... god damn it
by Da.N February 24, 2005
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Yami no Matsuei

Literally meaning Descendants or children of darkness, Yami No Matsuei is a shonen-ai anime and yaoi manga about angels of death, ensuring that people die when meant to. It focuses on Tsuzuki, an alien, cake loving, happy acting, psychologically depressed angel of death and his cold, unfeeling new partner, Hisoka.
My friend lent me Yami no matsuei on dvd to watch over the weekend.
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meatslap

Meatslap is up next.
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meatsim

a wreckless computer simulant which is easy to defeat; one who is unskilled
Jack's such a meatsim when it comes to playing Perfect Dark.
by Anonymous March 20, 2003
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