Mirko

The most elite badass, said to have once fought off Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Steve Seagal AND Mr. T all at once by programming a computer to hypnotize them into thinking they were hormonal teenage girls obsessed with Twilight. A Mirko is not to be messed with.

"This could only be the work of a Mirko!"
"Gaddamn! That's a badass Mirko right there!"

by j_pereca February 3, 2010

Mikolaj

A very sexy polish boy, with an amazing body and personality, he’s very loving and kind, hell always be there for you no matter what

Did you see mikolaj he’s so hot

by Xxitsamy January 25, 2019

Mikołaj manoeuvre

When you get naked in your best friend’s bed at his 18th birthday party and fuck your gilfriend several times in the eyes of his party guest for 10 hours non stop and only stop boning to get more alcohol. Your friends hate you and end up throwing away the soaked in cum bed

-Hey Maria, why aren’t you and Johnny close anymore?
-I’m giving him the silence treatment since he pulled out that Mikołaj manoeuvre at my birthday party.
-Omg! Poor girl! That’s some ducked up shit.

by NeedlessSage February 10, 2021

mitmop

crack that has a bad aftertaste, and isnt very strong

i just paid you for mitmop.

by ann chumima November 28, 2012

mitfo

Move it the fuck out

Cliff: Hey, how did you do in fantasy football this week, even though I know you lost, haha.

Pete: mitfo turd

by BigPete55 November 1, 2014

minkoff

A minkoff is someone who causes mischief in a public place at the expense of others.

*in Tesco, the sun is setting and the air is stale with the smell of day old chicken tikka wraps’

Aidan: (shouting) Ali, take that mars bar out of you pocket!

Ali: (whispers) Stop trying to get me arrested you MINKOFF’

by AIDANSHAGSSHEEP October 30, 2019

Mickolicious

To be cool or G.

Lebron James is Mickolicious.

by Hammerhead22522 January 13, 2010