when you cannot see your crush on Christmas Eve because you're both spending it with your kids and families.
you schedule your own little xmassy get-together, say, a day, a month before or after and celebrate jesus' birth. you hand each other cute, little sex toys (jesus approved) and fuck under the mistletoe.
you schedule your own little xmassy get-together, say, a day, a month before or after and celebrate jesus' birth. you hand each other cute, little sex toys (jesus approved) and fuck under the mistletoe.
(singing Silent Night in each others' arms, a polyphonic duet)
him: "let us now make sweet passionate love under the mistletoe, my dear"
her: "oh yes my precious angel, lets hope its a good mistletoe session in jesus' name"
him: "let us now make sweet passionate love under the mistletoe, my dear"
her: "oh yes my precious angel, lets hope its a good mistletoe session in jesus' name"
by Krkič December 14, 2019
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“Me and Stacy’s mom got caught under the mistletoe last night- she got me to do my first mistletoe-kiss.”
“Oh, so that’s what I’m smelling on your breath! You dirty dog!”
“Oh, so that’s what I’m smelling on your breath! You dirty dog!”
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Its when you eat your partners ass and a dingleberry gets stuck in your mustache and the first person who spots it must kiss the mustache
After shunaid ate terrys ass...Joey spotted the dingleberry and had to kiss shunaids daytona mistletoe
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and another who loves each other to stand on the nearest Mistletoe. What are you waiting for? Give Christmas some joy!
and another who loves each other to stand on the nearest Mistletoe. What are you waiting for? Give Christmas some joy!
John: "Oh...I guess we can kiss on an national mistletoe day!" Said John, standing at the mistletoe
Lola: "Why of course, my dear!"
Said Lola, standing at the mistletoe
Lola: "Why of course, my dear!"
Said Lola, standing at the mistletoe
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and another who loves each other to stand on the nearest Mistletoe. What are you waiting for? Give Christmas some joy!
and another who loves each other to stand on the nearest Mistletoe. What are you waiting for? Give Christmas some joy!
John: "Oh...I guess we can kiss on an national mistletoe day!" Said John, standing at the mistletoe
Lola: "Why of course, my dear!"
Said Lola, standing at the mistletoe.
As they kiss for the mistletoe!
Lola: "Why of course, my dear!"
Said Lola, standing at the mistletoe.
As they kiss for the mistletoe!
by Christmas Anon From Deez nu- December 14, 2021
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Brock’s favorite time of the year is Christmas because He gets to kiss all his clients under his pink mistletoe at the barbershop
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