cock punching migraine

bad planning and a stupid idea all rolled into one. first sleeping for so long you wake up with a massive migraine you dont know what to do when you wake up. that when you wake up and have a massive hard on, your first idea is to punch your hard on as hard as you can.

dude i slept for twenty four hours and when i woke up i had a cock punching migraine, so i punched my cock and went to sleep for another eight hours. god my dick hurts

by Dopeldog January 15, 2011

MigraineXcore

The One and Only Style of Music orignated by Mikey and the Migraines.

Yo, we're so MigraineXcore {or MxC)

by Chris April 15, 2005

migraine

A physical manifestation of the unacceptable reality of human existence. The common catalyst being a confrontation between bullshit and a keen mind.

Examples

I turned on the T.V. - people were on it. Got a migraine.

I turned on the computer, surfed the net - people use these things too. Got a migraine.

I walked out my front door and the sheer volume of falsities and half truths escaping the lips of everyone I encountered helped to bring the onset of a migraine.

I read the Tao and took an Advil - migraine went away. Whoever invented Ibuprofen is God and consequently exempt from being judged an unworthy human being. Lao Tzu, go F yourself.

by someonesafan80 April 24, 2011

migraine

the intense throbbing and painful sensation a man gets when his girlfriend won't shut the hell up about getting married.

but you promised that we would get married soon!

bitch, shut up, you are giving me a migraine.

by ashley juergens July 12, 2010

Arabic migraine

When a Arabic person gives you a head ache

A man he gave me a Arabic migraine

by Selvester the cat February 16, 2018

The Migraine Stopper

An orgasm so good it just completely annihilates your headache or migraine.

"OH man I just had the worst headache but I went into the bathroom and busted The Migraine Stopper and now I'm good."

by ukownphantom October 15, 2020

Stealth Migrant Air Relocation Transport

A new program, AKA the acronym SMART, brought to you by Guantanamo Rick, Florida’s deranged sadist Governor, which is singlehandedly responsible for kidnapping asylum seekers and shipping them by air to big cities across the U.S. to make what he believes is a valid political point.

The Stealth Migrant Air Relocation Transport “program” was concocted by Tricky Rick to both punish those browner skinned folks who are seeking safety as well as to allow him to sleep like a baby, knowing he has done his duty as an elitist jerk.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023