Migraine

A common excuse for a hangover.

You guys good for tomorrow sorry about Sunday had a bad migraine couldn’t get out of bed

by Poonslayer89 September 22, 2020

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Shit Migraine

Constipation so bad that it gives you a headache and you see stars. Symptoms include a throbbing headache, light-headedness, sweating, heavy breathing, gut pains and solid shite.

"I'm seeing stars...I feel faint...my head hurts..." - A victim of a Shit Migraine

by Wardie1993 January 8, 2024

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migraine

(Collective Noun) A Migraine is a group of meetings held via digital platforms (e.g., Zoom).

I have 6 Zoom meetings today; a real migraine of meetings.

by Acadictionary September 9, 2020

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dojo migraine

A case of CTE brought on from being kicked in the head hundreds of times

Every time I talk to Bob he flies off the handle screaming about conspiracies. I think he's suffering from dojo migraine syndrome.

by anonymous February 8, 2023

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A usually small breed of dog that yips incessantly causing massive headaches, ear aches, and blood curdling rage to everyone in earshot with exception of its owner who seems oblivious to why non-stop yapping would be problematic.

Neighbors dog has been yapping all day. I call it a four legged migraine

by cptskratch May 15, 2014

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