milftard

A MILF (Hot, older mom), who is somewhat lacking in the department of brains.

"Wow, his mom's hot"
"Yeah, but she's a milftard"

by ArKiver July 27, 2007

Mistaken Highdentity

when someone is assumed to be high because of their ridiculous antics or blood shot eyes.

"i thought my roommate was smacked yesterday when he ate a dozen donuts but it was just a case of mistaken highdentity"

by twigley x baby June 16, 2009

mirtati

It means that you didn't even open someones message and ''seen'' it. You just see the part of it on your screen and don't want to responde. Later your excuse is that you didn't see it or sth like that

*message pops on your phone*
you look at it and it is from xxx and you dont want to respond.
I'll just mirtati. (not interested, dont want to look)

by Mayahawtie November 25, 2014

Rainbow Mistake

When you go out in a new city and end up at a gaybar

Dude, that was the biggest Rainbow Mistake ever. I almost got powertopped in that bar.

by dragon777 November 24, 2009

a mistake

You.

"You're a mistake."

by Banjoo October 5, 2017

Mista

Mista's a guy from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure who despises the number 4.

Guy 1: Hey man, you ever heard of mista?
Guy 2: Yeah, and he's best jobro

by Abbachio June 17, 2020

Mistaketh to maketh

When a mistake has been made but you need a more casual way to express what has occurred.

I can’t believe they’ve done it again, what a mistaketh to maketh.

by grandpajack March 4, 2023