midwest goodbye

SOME LONG A*S GOODBYE, ISTG IT TAKES A WEEK

Mike: where is john?
Jeremy: he is giving a Midwest goodbye to his family

by Some Italian immigrant December 19, 2021

Midwest Chopper

A Rapper from the midwest capable of rapping at high speeds/flows.

Wow. Tech N9ne is one hell of a Midwest Chopper!

by TeccaN9na April 13, 2010

Midwest

A massed region that attaches 13 states together. They include the following: Ohio, Kentucky, Indiana, Michigan, Illinois, Missouri, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa, North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, and Kansas.
This is a huge area that is seen by many people in several different ways. Some think its boring, and full of hicks. Or, they love it, consider it a vacation area, and would love to raise a family there. It was mostly settled by people from the Northeast, Virginia, West Virginia, and every part of Kentucky. German and Irish immigrants also contributed heavily to settling this large area.
During the Civil War the area produced some of the finest, bravest Union regiments of the conflict. Later on, the Midwest would become a strong industrial/agricultural power in the world. It's cities are now major diverse, major educational centers.

The Midwest, one of the finest and most fun places to be.

by The Kentucky Yankee August 1, 2004

Midwest Date

A date centered around a particularly Midwestern activity. Like 'Yote Huntin', deer driving or perhaps a rousing ride in the harvester combine with your significant other.

ex.1
Jane: "oh Norma, the other day me and Bob went and sat in his tree-stand for 7 hours starting at 4am!"
Norma: "I wish I could go on more Midwest date!"

ex.2
Ross: "Did you see how many 'coons me and Jim got the other night!?"
Joel: "Yeah! You should have taken the miss'es with you"

ex.3
Midwestern 8th Grader: "Emma and Jared sittin' in a tree, K I L L I N G!"
A different 8th Grader: "duh it's a Midwest Date!"

by The1dietrich January 18, 2013

Midwest Water Torture

The process in which the receiver of an inverted face fuck is repeatedly slapped in the forehead by a slobbery, slimy scrotum.

Melinda was cool with the idea of face fucking, until the Midwest Water Torture began.

by RussellWestbrooktripdub November 13, 2017

midwest sober

One who no longer consumes hard liquor but still drinks beer.

Fred’s wife was nagging him about getting too hammered drinking bourbon on weekends, so he decided to get Midwest sober.

by Rick Brewer October 28, 2021

Midwest Bus Company

A place with corrupt staff, and a place 11 year olds go to admin abuse. Home of the worst development ever and trash buses. Want to buy robux on the blackmarket? Say less buy from MBC they will sell you limiteds and roblox for USD extra.

Oh look they must be from Midwest Bus Company.

by OkBob January 4, 2023