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Midnight Retardation

Midnight retardation happens in the late hours of the night when you are so tired that you can't think of anything meaningful to say, so you just talk about bulshit topics all night with the homies.

You can't fully explain midnight retardation, but everyone's felt it once in their life.
Damn that midnight retardation be hitting hard.
I like dolplins as well.
by sasho184, sashimi April 15, 2022
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Midnight 15

When you stay up past Midnight and eat and cook unhealthy junk food, can't exercise because it's late, and you end up gaining 15 pounds of more in one year.
*Midnight.

Tom: *eats the refrigerator.

*one year later.

Tom: Hey Tyler! I keep eating at night and gaining 25 pounds.

Tyler: Sounds like Midnight 15.

Tom: Stupid Midnight 15!
by HawaiianPunch1 June 24, 2023
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Milania

A pretty, tall, slim girl who makes everyone laugh. She isn't afraid to embarrass herself and is good at calming people down! She is picky with guys, so if you date a Milania, your one lucky guy; and she must really like you! She loves theater, singing and dancing. She most likely will be something important and go to a good college in the future. Never trigger Milania's because they know how to deal with situations!
Jake: Dang, she must be embarrassed!
Chase: That's Milania, she doesn't care...
by 42222222 June 3, 2017
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burning the midnight oil

To burn the midnight oil implies working overtime or working over normal capacity.
"Looks like we're going to have to pull an all-nighter today. We're going to be burning the midnight oil."
by Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn April 25, 2006
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midnite

i common name for a domestic black house cat
usually spelled "midnite" the original definition of midnight is usually NOT referred to as a cat, however the misspelling of the word midnight is usually a reference to a cat of all or mostly black fur
gah! midnite just cat tagged my air mattress!

hahaha pwn't you noobrometor!
by Dus10 January 30, 2008
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midnight black

The second coming in disguise. Known as the lord, or more lovingly, "Middy". they're known for their secret sparklefursexyanimebeast transformation "MIDNIGHTBLOOD BLACKFANG"! they're married to the gorgeous 500 lb "Heavy" Rain. they're known for their strong view of "guns don't kill!" and how they're the one to make the devil go running just with one striking glare...
"Have you heard of midnight black?"
"Midnight black?"
"DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION THE MIDNIGHT!"
by Midnight Black Worshipper August 6, 2015
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midnight material

Pornographic or stimulating images that are viewed at exactly 12am For the purpose of singular or multiple orgasms
The Sam C only views his midnight material at the previously mentioned time
by anonymous February 2, 2018
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