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portable microwave

Dude, I want to heat up my sausage in her portable microwave
by Fatpatricia January 27, 2016
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microwave music

Music (or a beat) that is made cheaply, fast, for the radio, or sales; generally not of high production, thought, and value.

Also referring to digital music production.
Question: What do you think about that new song on the radio?

Response: That song is terrible. That's microwave music.
by o t i s January 24, 2008
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Microwave Bed

A Microwave Bed is the latest in electronic sleep-intensifying appliances.
If you are a very busy person, a Micowave Bed is an essentlial piece of equipment. If you are working two jobs for instance, then using a Microwave Bed means that you can set the timer so that you can have 8 hours sleep in only half-an-hour! If you clock the BIOS, it is entirely possible that you could wake up, anything up to 2 hours before you actually went to bed and still feel refreshed!
by Daevid Carter December 20, 2010
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Microwave Generation

Describing our fascination with instant gratification. Cell phones, txt/sms messages, and email.
As members of the microwave generation we have become so impatient, we find ourselves standing in front of the microwave tapping our foot yelling "Come on 15 seconds!"
by ttljvl January 14, 2006
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microwave family

a microwave family happens when a person marries someone who already has children. it's quick and easy, just like a microwave meal.
Q: have you heard that shaniqua got married?
A: yeah, but her new husband already has 5 kids. she's got herself a microwave family!
by sarahlh727 February 8, 2010
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Microwave Sting

1. When you take the food out of the microwave and it doesn't feel hot. Then shortly after your hands start to burn, causing you to drop your food.

2. When you put a piece of silverware in the microwave for 34 seconds exactly and then proceed touch it as soon as it's done.
Person 1: " Why is the food all over the floor? "

Person 2: " I dropped it after I got Microwave Sting "

Alt: " A man died shortly after getting Microwave Sting while microwaving a knife "
by An-Asshole-;) December 5, 2022
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Microwave

(noun) A device used to warm up plates, and unevenly at that.
Some try their luck for a meal that ends up cooked perfectly, without localized burns while the other side remains frozen rock-hard, but legends say it has only been done once before, by Chuck Norris.
Friend: Ow, just burned my hand from the plate.
Me: You'd think you would get used to your microwave by now.
Friend: There's water everywhere and the centre has this creepy brown burnt spot.
Me: Thank god I can cook.
by ew1017 January 25, 2013
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