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microcheating

Not quite cheating but feels bad or rude enough you kind of want to call it cheating but you can’t word it any better so you just create a new word.
Jayred feels betrayed by your repost of a hot celebrity and believes you are microcheating.
by Coquettepassengerprincess482xX February 23, 2024
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Microcheating

When someone ‘cheats’ in small ways that are not conventionally considered cheating.

This term is typically only used by people who lack an understanding of how relationships work, as cheating is can be any violation of the relationship agreement between two people. Cheating will look different based on the boundaries of every couple, so microcheating doesn’t actually mean anything.
Isabelle: “when he asks me what my biggest fear is and I can’t say him microcheating on me throughout the relationship and never finding out, so I just say spiders”
Everyone, in unison: *rolls eyes*
by WomenSlayerrrrrrrrrr November 20, 2024
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Microphilosophy

Microphilosophy: a modern form of philosophy that people post online, normally about one sentence or less, bite-sized for modern times, usually very witty and clever, and often widely liked and shared.

Example:
YouTube video about human nature.
The comment section: “All we are is just monkeys with guns.”
Lee:Bruv, I got a thousand likes on this YouTube comment the other day I'm well buzzing.all I said, was' I’ve got a dead-end job, but it never seems to end tho LOL.

Frank: LOL Bruv, you’re a muppet. You think you’re some kind of philosopher now or something? LOL.

Lee: LOL. No bruv I'm just into my microphilosophy ATM.

Frank: LOL.

Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese February 11, 2026
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Microchode

Microchode doesn't care about video games, and as long as Halo remains a Microchode owned IP, it is doomed.
by Vazdan February 21, 2026
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microceph

Derogatory term for a person who has an abnormally small head as a result of being born with microcephaly, which can occur either due to infections, malnutrition, or toxin exposure. Microcephaly usually results in intellectual disabilities and speech delay, and some may have epilepsy or abnormal muscle functionality.
Kyle: OMG, how come that person's head is small?
Chris: He's a microceph. His mother contracted zika virus during pregnancy and suffered as a result.
by The Real Driller March 2, 2025
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ubiquitous microcephaly

adj. - found everywhere; pervasive
medical term - small head implying small brain

- a descriptive term meaning "small brains are found everywhere and persist".
-ubiquitous microcephaly --> breeds small minded people = the reason for all that is hilarious!
by microcephalyagonist October 5, 2013
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