Methadonia

An inconsiderate, inaccurate portrayal by HBO on Methadone, a lifesaving drug that has helped MILLIONS of people. Sorry HBO, you have COMPLETELY missed the whole point.

HBO doesn't know Methadonia from a crack house.

by Mark Button October 4, 2005

Reverse-methane process

When you have so much air pressure in your intestine that your bowls begin to retract causeing an imbigulously involuntary extraction of fecies into the lavoritory causing the dihydrogen monoxide to be intercalated into your rectum.

Doctor: your son will not be living much longer.
Parent: why?
Doctor: im sorry to say that he... he(sigh).. he has undergone the Reverse-methane process.
Parent: thats to bad. i guess.

by Rolf M Nate G June 3, 2005

Methane breath Mint

The act of farting inside someones open mouth.

Her mouth was agape so I decided to give her methane breath mint.

by gimpfeet April 1, 2009

Methane Mistress

Methane Mistress is an underground multigenre producer and a micro-celebrity DJ and raver from Austria. She mostly known for her Gorenoise, HardTekk, Goregrind, Pornogrind, Slam Death Metal, HexD + her unique mixing and production style. Methane Mistress is currently signed to a label that currently is unknown due to her profiles being banned from an album cover that apparently was not properly sensored. Methane Mistress has been making music and noise since 2015 and released her first album, of the gorenoise genre in 2016 by the help of her brother as revealed in an interview.

John: Just found Methane Mistress' 2021 tracks after 2 years of searching!

Jane: You get no hoes.

by Lollyhead April 20, 2023

methadonia

A horribly awful documentary. The documentary Methadonia can't even pronounce the word "methadone" correctly. They somehow feel that crack addiction is the same as heroin, and that they both are somehow treatable by methadone, and that the 2 drug addictions go hand in hand. Nothing could be further from the truth. They also like to show case methadone patients that started on the drug because they were addicted to Vicodin. VICODIN!!! The people that made this documentary choose to completely ignore other replacement drugs such as Suboxone, beyond that, they refuse to accurately portray the typical Methadone patient. This "documentary" is TRASH. Trash of the very worst kind. I dare anyone to sit through the whole thing. Words can not BEGIN TO DESCRIBE, how AWFUL the documentary "Methadonia" is.

Methadonia, 1.n. A horribly biased and badly made documentary.

2. n. A seldom used term to describe a place those on methadone reside.

by heavyhanded October 1, 2011

methacine

Methamphetamines used compulsicely in an attempt to lose weight or deal with reality.

"wow you look skinny, have you been using methacine?"

by Shephards Stray April 16, 2010

methados

A brand name for a liquid pre-measured form of methadone that is red and flavored with sweetners. 1 ml=10 mg. It can be dispensed all the way down to 1 mg increments.

Our clinic switched from the bisquits to Methadose.

by the eleven October 20, 2006