Mermaid

A virgin girl, usually prude yet, gorgeous.

"Why can't I ever keep a boyfriend!" Probably because your a mermaid.

by Tiggerely May 1, 2011

Mermaided

Mermaided,

A form of catfishing.

When you meet someone off of the internet and the top half of the person doesn't match the bottom half.

Man i met up with that girl from insert dating site here and she mermaided me!

by WH33LMAN_313 January 9, 2020

Mermaided

When you're at the beach and someone jumps into the ocean, turns into a mermaid and swims off.

Wow, check out Jim! He just mermaided out!

by Janey Jane July 31, 2019

mermaid

A mermaid is a half fish half woman fictional creature. Top half is woman and bottom is fish tail. They are often very pretty but some are scary. The scary ones are sirens and they lure sailors to the rocks to crash.

Look at that mermaid underwater!! She's so beautiful!

by Supagurlava April 4, 2016

Mermaid

(n): a word used to describe a woman that is gorgeous from the waste up but is anywhere from slightly fishy to smelling like a fishing boat below the waste. i.e. A woman who possesses a fishy vagina

Hey Corry, that girl that you hooked up with, was she as good as she looked?
"Nah she was a mermaid..."
Im sorry bro better luck next time

by Baracuda052 December 30, 2011

mermaid

A sex toy that swirls in the vagina and vibrates on the clitoris.

Dr. Sue Johansen recommends the Mermaid for ultimate satisfaction...HOT STUFF!

by Kate Kedvesh May 7, 2004

Mermaid

Weigh-bridge operator. An official who weighs freight trucks and also regulates other compliance issues for professional truck operators, particulary in Australia and New Zealand, i.e. a cunt with scales.

Watch out mate the mermaids are out on Highway 1 and your rig looks a bit dodgy.

by Kiwi9845 July 6, 2012