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merkelismus

Merkelismus is a form of government that is characterized by:
1. Lack of opposition
2. A Führer of sorts called "Angela Merkel"
3. A forced "welcome culture" that has never been approved by the population, i.e. a replacement migration that will essentially wipe out native Germans and other Europeans.
This government is just another manifestation of the Merkelismus
by K.C.theOG September 1, 2017
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merkelfeiny

A person that only comes around uninvited and intrudes in a group function/outing with hopes to steal the attention/product
Group: this cookout is bout to be off the chain

Intruder: man I'm just here to drink all the free beer

Group: man who invited the merkelfeiny
by hAirUpThere October 12, 2017
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Merkeling

'Merkeling' is an activity that was developed in the middle of the night in Germany. That's where it got it's name from.

It is all about shouting a politicians name at someone, which will cause that this person is scared, jumps back or screams.

Some will say it is just because the shouting, that people are scared, but this is not true - it's mainly because of the politicians.
1) Hey buddy, have you heard about this new thing called 'Merkeling'? - We should definitely try it out!

2) I've been waiting here the entire time to 'merkel' you!

3) MERKEL!!!

4) PUTIN!!!

5) TRUMP
by Xatoric August 2, 2018
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Robert Merkel

Robert Merkel is not using his girl friend as a cover up, he’s straight.
by OwenMerkel November 25, 2018
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Dylan Merkel

The most handsome sexy dude in the whole planet like omg where did this man come from. Everybody wants Dylan Merkel because he is omg awesome like 🤤
“Dylan Merkel is the most sexy man on the planet
by Isomalt March 5, 2025
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Dirty merkel

I went on vacation and had a dirty merkel!
by hdf770 January 17, 2026
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