menopauseface

Noun

The face a person (usually a woman) has that suggests that they might be going through a menopause. They look/act grumpy, as if they are about to commit a 187, but in reality it's just their neutral expression.

Me: Gee Keryl, why does your mom look like Scarface himself?
Keryl: No worries, she's fine. She's just fallen victim of Menopauseface.

by Fearnoid April 20, 2016

Creative Menopause

The stage in your life when creative ideas come in flashes instead of being regular.

I am also delighted to meet a fellow creative type. Creative ideas are like ovary eggs...you are born with a number of them and they are release over time throughout one's career. I'm in creative menopause. The ideas come, but they are not as free flowing as they were when I was younger. Having a surrogate idea man at my age is awesome and I look forward to doing business with you.

by pinball queen September 2, 2009

Philosophical menopause

Aligning your wants with your needs.

John really needs to attain philosophical menopause. He is wasting his time in his corporate job instead of being a pilot

by ShittyRickashawala January 13, 2020

manipause

A tendency in men of a certain age to get overly emotional.

Dude, Glenn Beck is going through a wicked bout of manipause. He cries on air all the time.

by fecklessmoron June 8, 2013

Manopause

The exact moment in time when old men have to start taking erection pills for the penis to work.

He just passed manopause, you 're going to have to stop by the pharmacy.

by monkeyspice January 30, 2017

mentapause

Lack of or no more sex

My wife hit mentapause no more sex for me

by Blue scrotum December 27, 2019

MegaPause

Someone says "megapause" when someone unknowingly says/makes a double entendre.

Tyler "Ninja" Blevins: "If you're gonna play like that, you better have shockwaves to finish the job. Because if that guy had shockwaves after he railed me like that from behind..."

Twitch Chat: "MegaPause"

by DoubleDickDan July 6, 2023