the definition of the hell and confusion that comes when women menstruate, normally the week before and almost certainly the week during. Grown men shudder at the chaos caused when it occurs. it promotes complete lack of reason and conceptual thinking and an urge to exit stage left rapidly.
by nimbus moon July 24, 2009
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Did you hear Dave got in trouble? Yeah he messer’d up and got caught Eiffel towering farmer john’s sheep!
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1 part white wine
1 part Smirnoff Ice
1 part Vodka
3 parts energy drink
Add a straw and some ice and you have yourself a swiss menergy my friend.
1 part Smirnoff Ice
1 part Vodka
3 parts energy drink
Add a straw and some ice and you have yourself a swiss menergy my friend.
by dvs20 August 19, 2012
Get the Swiss Menergy mug.The way a woman feels when its that time of the month. The only things which can help to lift her mood are lots of sympathy, copious amounts of chocolate and lots of cups of tea brought to her by her man.
Man: "babe do you want to go out tonight?"
Woman: "Get the **** out of my sight you ignorant idiot can't you see I'm feeling MENSTRUAL!"
Woman: "Get the **** out of my sight you ignorant idiot can't you see I'm feeling MENSTRUAL!"
by Tatyana99 January 4, 2009
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by vinniemash November 27, 2011
Get the Messere mug.a menstrual cycle sounds like "Nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag...BIIIIIIIIIIITCH-bitch-BIIIIIIIIIIITCH-bitch-BIIIIIIIIIIITCH!"
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Menstrual Meltdown is the verbal tirade mixed with tears of a PMS-ing woman.
Usually not too logical and mostly aimed at her man.
Menstrual Meltdown is the verbal tirade mixed with tears of a PMS-ing woman.
Usually not too logical and mostly aimed at her man.
Menstrual Meltdown is not pretty.
"What, are you screwing your secretary now???"
"Is she better than me or just more convenient??????"
"My birthday's coming up and you'd better not f***ing forget, asshole."
"You hate me when I'm like this don't you......" "No wonder the secretary turns you on."
Once the switch is flipped, you've missed the chance at any kind of quick recovery, short of a new car or pricey ring.
It's considered better to cut your losses and head to the bar with a buddy for a few hours.
"What, are you screwing your secretary now???"
"Is she better than me or just more convenient??????"
"My birthday's coming up and you'd better not f***ing forget, asshole."
"You hate me when I'm like this don't you......" "No wonder the secretary turns you on."
Once the switch is flipped, you've missed the chance at any kind of quick recovery, short of a new car or pricey ring.
It's considered better to cut your losses and head to the bar with a buddy for a few hours.
by Real World February 8, 2008
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