meatstick

my wang

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by nhoj October 29, 2003

Meatstick

A guy who mentions his body fat percentile in the first 5 minutes of conversation.

Introduction of a Meatstick: "Hi, how are you. My name is Chris. I like car racing, going to the gym, lifting weights, my motorcycle, rock concerts and Justin Timberlake. My body fat percentage is 10%. I'm looking to meet a nice girl who likes long walks on the beach, riding bareback and cooking."

by Mary Mac May 3, 2007

meatstick

Noun, used in place of a proper name.
1. someone who is persistantly sarcastic, and an ass hole.
2. someone who despite constant ridicule, still uses the phrase "that's what she said.." every 10 to 15 minutes.

Me: "Man, did you see that explosion? That was massive.."

Babcock: "That's what she said.."

Me: "Meatstick, you are a Douche."

by the bluemeanie December 22, 2008

a meatsack

A meat sack is someone that is completely dumb,thick or retarded. Most Commonly used when someone has done something wrong or dumb.

"Man, that dando was such a meatsack today!"

by Mr Mc ChickenPLOX September 16, 2013

meatsickle

male genitalia, shaped in oblong fashion that is reminiscent of popsicle. See also antiwar protestor.

Those antiwar protestors are meatsickles.

by Kobe December 9, 2003

meatstick

A word to describe someone who does something that is completely out of place and it makes them look exceptionally dumb in the process.*The 'meatstick's' friends might say it to said 'meatstick' to describe his or her behaviour afterwards.

Guy1: I can't believe I spilled my drink on that girl and she freaked out in front of everyone.

Guy2: Ya man, you looked like a fuckin' meatstick.

by Dizzy15 September 22, 2012

meatspace

What the virtual is to cyberspace, the flesh and blood is to meatspace.

I dare you to say "pwned" in meatspace.

by lemonkey November 12, 2003