American Military University

A for-profit diploma mill school that preys on active duty military and veterans. Once they dry up all of their VA funding and financial aid, they leave them high and dry with no hope of a decent job, and a lot of debt.

Guy 1- "Should you go to American Military University?"
Guy 2- "No thanks. I think I'll just go to my local community college instead. Everyone is accepted there too, but I do think I'll have to at least take the SAT."

by Justin Elmo December 13, 2014

McTitties

A phrase said to describe a pair of womans boobs that are so tasty looking they could be on a menu.

God, I love them McTitties! Bada bop ba ba I'm lovin' it!

Daaaaaamn! Did you see that order of McTitties on her!

by spyder McKillin April 11, 2009

McVittie Tits

Describes the moldy biscuity smell that emanates from an obese woman's flabby chest.

Nicky: "I can smell Biscuits"
Judy: "Mcvittie Tits is behind you.

by Hay Jude August 22, 2015

McLatin

Language created by adding the prefix Mc to nouns or verbs. Inspired by McDonalds restaurants being everywhere you look.

McLatin Example: We went to Chad's house, but had to leave because his wife was being a McBitch.

by McGrumpy June 2, 2009

militelloism

The inability to recognize irony when implementing the word "troll".

He flapped his lips for 2 hours, yet he was oblivious to his militelloism.

by SingularityDensity February 15, 2014

military luxury

A way of saying there is little to no luxury, like most military vehicles have.

It's no where near as luxurious as a Mercedes, but it will get you from point A to point B, and it is better than walking. Mostly relates to vehicles.

Person 1:"The seats on your car are uncomfortable, and don't have any padding. The AC and the Heater do not work. It Rides very rough and it is very confined and dark in here."
Person 2:"hey that's military luxury for you."

by I do stuff sometimes April 23, 2014

military second

a quick moment of time halted to where everyone stops what they're doing to experience the moment together.

person: "hold on one hot military second, y'all!" (surrounding noises come to a chosen halt) *person farts*

everyone nearby: laughs and scurries in disgust

by fresh fritterdilly June 16, 2018