Kenny McCormick

Kenny is a charecter on South Park. Wears a bright orange hoodie that covers most of his face. Talks in a muffled voice but you can ususally figure out most of what he is saying, but is perfectly understanded by his friends. Kenny comes from a poor family, and often takes his friends food. Kenny knows more about sex then all his friends put together, and his room is decorated with pictures of women in bikinis. Kenny without his hood has blonde hair, but his face has never been seen. Kenny dies in nearly every episode.

(Kenny McCormick dies)
Stan: Oh my god, they killed Kenny.
Kyle: You bastards!

by Vampire Ghost October 9, 2006

bert mccracken

An amazing guy. He is the singer/screamer of The Used, an awesome alternative rock band:)
He writes songs that are so poetic, it makes my heart feel like its being stopped by a hand, and he can sing so well it can reduce me to tears.
He smokes (:( BAD BERT lol), he might be engaged (? Jurys still out on this one), he used to be really tight with Gerard Way, then wasn't, then sort of is again.
I love him.
He loves me.
I wish.

"Lay your head down just for now|Space fills your mind as you dream-awhile|the sun floods your room as you drown|your lungs full of breathing-your true love beleive" -Bert McCracken

by Rachel(TheFantastic) September 30, 2007

bert mccracken

hott,sexy,crazy,
a great singer looks good when he pukes
i am a true fan if this man
i wanna do more than hump his leg i wanna fuck him and bert if you ever read this (i hope) i really do mean this the offers good forever rock on

sexy merry me

by alex December 31, 2003

Bert McCracken

Lead Singer of The Used with a grungy kind of look that is really hot. Bert has an amazing scream..unlike any I have ever heard .Even when he cleans up, he still looks dirty...and thats hot.He also has the word crack in his name.

Bert McCracken.....thats all I have to say

by Billy L. July 26, 2005

bert mccracken

HOTT in a crack addict kinda way.

bert mccracken is hot.

by Angela February 10, 2005

Bert McCracken

walking perfection

Bert McCracken is beautiful.

by Ashton November 17, 2003

Kenny McCormick

A really hot fucking character from South Park with the most dreamy, messy blonde hair. He almost always keeps his hood on which covers his mouth which results in him always sounding muffled. He also wears an orange parka and is always made fun of by Eric Cartman about how he's poor. He also dies like every episode but...mysteriously revives every episode? Anyways, search up Kenny McCormick bloodpop animation and click the first video on the top of the list. Then you'll see how hot he is.

Girl1: Kenny McCormick is so hot right?
Girl2: I know, he's like the hottest character in South Park.
Girl1: Too bad he always dies though...He doesn't deserve that!
Girl2: Yeah...

by lolimaginebeingaretard March 25, 2023