2004 Merlot

Noun: Dick Slinging Wine. A sophisticated beverage showing it’s going down.

Girl 1: I went on a date last night and he ordered a bottle of 2004 Merlot.

Girl 2: Damm girl, he was slinging that dick all night long.

by Joeybagels69 December 9, 2017

Merlin

An absolutely EPIC individual with limited weaknesses. Merlin's most powerful feat is when he managed to grasp a red giant star and snuff it out with a mere clench of his mighty fist. Merlin shows many traits of the fictional character Sans from Undertale. Merlin runs fast enough to combust air molecules. Merlin has easily beaten Barry Allen, also known as the Flash, in a race without breaking a sweat. On the daily, Merlin will scrape in mountains of women that of the attractiveness of the porn star, Mia Khalifa. Of course, Merlin does not even spare a passing glance at these women, as if Merlin were to get in bed with one, the energy produced my Merlin's activity would decimate all molecules within the female's body. The only mistake that Merlin has ever made was when he spilled a subway meatball sub in math class, however this is easily forgivable. He is also a quadrillionare philanthropist, youtube star, body builder, attractive person, and a god among men. Merlin works alongside Jeff, which is an unbelievably powerful combination of heroes. Merlin has a classic phrase, "Sup dude?" and this phrase is what provides our will to live. All people named Merlin have these abilities, but their consciousnesses are combined to make one entity.

"God only wishes to be as powerful as Merlin."

by mosquitofork666 August 23, 2018

merloaded

The mellow, slow-witted drunkenness that accompanies the consumption of too much merlot. Characterized by overly slow and careful speech intended to mask the level of one's inebriation.

I'll pass on having wine with dinner tonight - I got totally merloaded last night.

by Comma Boy December 25, 2008

White Chocolate Merlin

This is a simple thing that has taught LA a lesson. White Chocolate Merlin is a powerhouse that can't be stopped!

I was out kicking it yesterday and White Chocolate Merlin approached and took my girl. I think he got her pregnant!

by blopel July 30, 2009

merlinda

a really hot girl;;with an amzing body

OMG look at that girl, shes such a merlinda.

by Nick223 January 2, 2008

Merlot

A type of grape made into a wine a dark red wine. strong taste, not for everyone. For the ones that are fine wine lovers or the ones of a great palet. Merlot is a very romantic wine. best aged but also good not aged.

"would you like some merlot?"
"yes please."
"it has been aged since 1990"
"Wow, it must be delicous."

by imawiner January 13, 2010

merlijn

Merlijn is a beautiful
human-being. The name is very original and creative. The persoon is mostly very kind and sweet. Most Merlijns have a exciting life.

Who doesn't like Merlijn!? He/she is so kind to everyone!

by coolekikker69 February 28, 2017