no mayo

college sucked yesterday we had to do some work that was a waste of time, it was NO MAYO all the way.

by Alx potham March 26, 2008

Mayo

1. Male with a small penis.
2. Male who over-reacts while doing push-ups.
3. Usually employed in the law enforcement field, and gets in foot pursuits, but never catches the perp.

1. Look at that guys dick, its so small it looks like a Mayo dick
2. Don't be so Mayo
3. He really pulled a Mayo there.

by dhd1 February 13, 2010

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Used as an exclamation, mayo is a close relative of the words pwned and owned. In this sense when one shouts out "Mayo!" to another they are aknowledginf the total lack of disrespect that was just shown to that person. Mayo, being so similar in color and texture to sperm, is used in this way to closely relate a person being disrespected to a whoman who allows a man to spread his seed all over her face after performing oral sex on him.

"That chick just flicked you off! Mayo!"

by JtothaC March 13, 2005

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Mayo Crew

the Mayo crew is a large crowd of idk, about 1,000 teens world wide, they are the underground fanbase of the infamously erotic rapper, DJ Unacceptable

first person: Who are you talking to?

second person: bruh the disrespect, dis the Mayo Crew!

first person: sorry dude, can I join?

second person: only if you bring some weed first.

by SKYWIZARD2193 May 13, 2020

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lil mayo

A extraterrestrial creature from outer space often found in snapchat videos drinking alcohol smoking OG bomb ass dank ass kush or doing anything that you can find your average alien doing such as banging chicks at parties and pulling and probing bitches on the daily.

Hey man did you see lil mayo on snapchat? ayy lmao he got crossfaded at that party and he still got ass

by lvuna February 9, 2016

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