maximum ice

a large,cheap,not bad tasting man sized beer sold @ the lcbo that gets you smashed

hey nick you still pounding the maximum ice into you?

by kalisz June 14, 2010

Maximum D

The guy in the group with the largest "heart". He is the most awesome friend and will be loyal to a fault. He is hilarious and will make anyone laugh at any time just because he can. He is friends with all the ladies and not just because he has a big "heart". He is the most widely like friend because he is genuine, honest, and likes to have a good time. The party does not happen without Maximum D. He is a great rapper (not really), but he is funny as shit all the time. He does not judge his friends but embraces their differences because he knows that's what makes them cool. He is spontaneous and not afraid of making a fool of himself in public. He will dance on stage with you if you ask. He will defend you against your enemies and praise you to your friends. He has a good singing voice and will sing to you if you smile at him and beg. He loves surprises, especially ones that involve pretty girls and fireworks. He is the most awesome friend and will one day girls, be the best lover you ever had.

Girl 1: "I am boarded and this party is lame". Girl 2: "We need us some Maximum D."

by jenluvslife92 April 1, 2015

Maximum Cumpacity

When you have had sex (or jerked off) so many times in one day that you lose the ability to have another orgasm.

Last night they had a Jenna Jamison marathon on pay-per-view porn. I beat off so many times, I reached my maximum cumpacity!

by Fruitless Choad September 29, 2006

Maximum Hug

The epitome of hugs only given at special moments. Best given immediately and do not put this on hold for long time.

Girl: Aww, I like you. I'm going to give you a maximum hug, but later.
Boy: :(

by Jimtheperv August 20, 2007

Maximum Penetration

To penetrate a girl in as many ways possible (Up to 10, Vagina, Anus, mouth, both nostrils, both eyesockets, both ears, and the belly button if you push hard enough)

Maximum Penetration has only been attempted 17 times.
There have been no survivors.

by jasonk123 February 16, 2006

Maximum Pwnage

Completely beating some one at an event or debate, having someone whipped.

LaQuiesha had Mendell in maximum pwnage on the court.

Furrohnda had maximum pwnage over her new boo.

by Rosalind April 21, 2006

maximum ramage

Maximum Ramage - Best porn star out, Amazing beautiful VERY intelligent and excellecnt all round.

"Hey dude shes hot reckon she's a relation of MAXIMUM RAMAGE?"

by Jezzabelle December 8, 2007