be right there, ah get me egg o mau!
me want egg o mau, no shit sandwich!
ah get my baby mamma egg o mau!
me want egg o mau, no shit sandwich!
ah get my baby mamma egg o mau!
by michael foolsley December 9, 2010
Get the egg o maumug. Common expression amongst military personnel, on and off the job. meaning roughly, "get the fuck out quickly."
"Dude, i just busted a beer bottle on that bouncers face, and there are cops everywhere, we gotta get the fuck out of here, di di mau! di di mau!"
by mick_the_skin June 5, 2009
Get the Di Di Maumug. To unass an AO (area of operations), normally because Charlie (or Baghdad Bob or some other bad guy)is about to do you doggie style.
Lieutenant: "Looks like the enemy is advancing."
Sergeant: "Yes sir. Time to di di mau before we get boofed."
Lieutenant: "What?"
Sergeant: "We should fall back before they get behind us, sir."
Sergeant: "Yes sir. Time to di di mau before we get boofed."
Lieutenant: "What?"
Sergeant: "We should fall back before they get behind us, sir."
by Woody September 9, 2004
Get the di di maumug. 
when you are having sexual intercourse you put a lot of chocolate cream in your penis and wipe it all over your cousin's chest and let the dog eat it while you crap on the dog and have the girl licking it's penis. When you are over the other dog that is licking your ass hole real nice, you cum into the dog ass and crap in the girl eyes and mouth. Then put peanut butter in the dog ass and let the girl finish the job with a donkey punch combo.
Oh my God i just saw the guys from panic at the disco having an awesome Dirty Primo-Mau!!! I was like, OMG WTF LOL LMAO.
by monkeydicksuckerlikingit October 4, 2008
Get the Dirty Primo-Maumug. The most incredible, unknown miracle of the Univers. It started billion years ago, with the Big Bang Theory.
eg1. Look at the sky! What d'you see? It's plane, it's a bird? ... No... Is Mause, it's a Mauseome thing.
eg2. Hey, i saw your bff today. He's nothing like Mause. there's no other like Mause.
eg2. Hey, i saw your bff today. He's nothing like Mause. there's no other like Mause.
by Anffs June 24, 2010
Get the Mausemug. A state of mind where one finds oneself to be utterly freaked out and/or nauseated at an event, person or object yet entirely amused at the same time
“The whole thing was a total mause”.
“You are a big mauser!!”
“Ugh. I am totally maused after listening to that conversation about ham and salt”.
“Please stop adding salt to that McMuffin, you are making me mauseous”.
“Stop mausing me with your ham stories!!”
“You are a big mauser!!”
“Ugh. I am totally maused after listening to that conversation about ham and salt”.
“Please stop adding salt to that McMuffin, you are making me mauseous”.
“Stop mausing me with your ham stories!!”
by kittyragooda June 2, 2009
Get the Mausemug.