MatosWasted

So drunk you shit on someone's bathroom's wall. Then runs away from crime scene. Owner of house goes to find said so shitty wall and yells to find out who it is. Then all you do is deny that you didn't shit on the wall when you really did.

There was a party going on at Brandon's house. He found shit on his bathroom walls. He yelled and asked everyone who was drunk at his house who did it. The "MatosWasted" guy is the first denies it and keeps being defensive about it. Even though Brandon knows it was him.

by waaaaaaaaa??? April 28, 2011

matzoh ball

a dance for jewish people. the place where addison got grounded!also known as the worst night in history!!!!!teehehehehelolzl/night that poeple found a foreigner!teheheh i heards he was wickeeddsss sickkk!!

dudeeee matzoh ball was hellla tight they gave out prizes!

by jjjjjjjjrrrrrrrrr January 12, 2009

matzoball

Jewish "noodle" in a ball formation. Found in a chicken noodle type soup with blan flavoring and gritty texture.

Rachel, Sara, Rebecca, Isac and Mosha joined at Snyders for a pot of Matzo ball soup. mmm mmm good!

by Lauren D. class of 2003 January 30, 2003

Matzoh Ball Soup

Friday night after sundown- the Sabbath,
when a man dips his balls into chicken broth
& then inserts them into his partners mouth.

"With the taste of chicken in her mouth I couldn't believe how horny she became when i gave her the Matzoh Ball Soup."

by Di-ayn-u January 22, 2005

jaden matos

Is a fag who rides popular dick to make himself seem cool. Bitch nigga also has homoerotic dreams of men named joshua.

Ma nigga stop being a jaden matos

by Bigdickpapisavage December 9, 2016

matos

an adjective describing someones way of living
or its haylis last name either or

hayli matos is a little cunt who sucks dick for chicken

by anonimooose November 14, 2007

matzo-nacho

A snack food created when you are either out of tostados or it is Passover whereby a matzoh cracker is used instead of the chips and covered with cheese and jalapenos.

"Wow-that looks good. What is it?" Jane asked.
"It's a matzo-nacho. My Mom cleared the house for Passover yesterday and this is all we have." replied Rachel.
"Hmmm - I think I'd make one of those even if it wasn't Passover." said Jane.

by bingo lingo January 22, 2010