Masturcate

Masturbating while eating a meal. A combination of masturbating and chewing your food (masticating) at the same time.

I really wanted to pull my pud this morning before going to work but I'm short on time. Do I skip breakfast or skip masturbating? Maybe I'll just masturcate?

by Rixadork May 20, 2015

Masternate

Slang, verb.

The order of progressively creepy moves being made by an awkward coworker. Starting out at slow offensive gestures increasing into larger more harassment crimes. Making sexual jokes or physically harassing coworkers, but not enough to get you fired. If you fail to identify the creepy coworker, you are the creepy coworker. AKA The Masternator.

John loves to masternate Susan, telling everyone how he wants to bend her knee and fuck it with his dick.

by GGLeroy December 5, 2016

Mastercating

Simultaneously chewing, eating food and giving yourself "self love" masturbating.

I walked in to see my boyfriend mastercating while drinking a slurpee and eating nachos. He is a multi tasker!!

by Amawee21 May 16, 2016

mastercraftful

Exceedingly craftful; highly intelligent with respect to certain skill or craft

Kevin is so mastercraftful, he can make a womans bra out of coconut fiber.

by Unnamedfantasyfootballguy August 21, 2019

Masternate

When one rubs steak seasoning on their genitals before receiving oral sex

"Yeah she wanted to give me head, but I had to masternate before hand"

by DampedMaple March 13, 2020

Masternate

When you smoked too much weed then cough and throw up

Masternate: When you smoked too much weed then cough and throw up

Nate’s in the parking lot masternating again.

by Caleb@oddly February 21, 2022

Masterlate

Late for something because you were masterbating

Why were you late for work?
I was masterbating so I was Masterlate.

by CCdiemond September 13, 2014