Brainrot incarnate, will hit you with the:
Plant. Poopy. What? Hi, I'm Spongebob. Geht bak to waaahrk. He's going to get water. Uh, time and date please.
Plant. Poopy. What? Hi, I'm Spongebob. Geht bak to waaahrk. He's going to get water. Uh, time and date please.
by Beter griffin 2 August 02, 2024
A mentally unstable paranoid chronically online and maximally narcissistic abusive sociopath and a sadistically vindictive hyper-manipulative masochist as well as a self-serving psychopathic perverted sadist. Probably lurking on Discord right now attempting to catfish his next victim.
“Ew, he’s such a Massimo! Did you hear about what he did to that girl at Disneyland last year? He’s such a creep! Don’t go anywhere near him he’s so gross!
by Bananas & Mangos January 29, 2024
A mentally unstable paranoid chronically online and maximally narcissistic abusive sociopath and a sadistically vindictive hyper-manipulative masochist as well as a self-serving psychopathic perverted sadist.
“Ew, he’s such a Massimo! Did you hear about what he did to that girl at Disneyland last year? He’s such a creep! Don’t go anywhere near him he’s so gross!
by Bananas & Mangos January 29, 2024
A mentally unstable paranoid chronically online and maximally narcissistic abusive sociopath and a sadistically vindictive hyper-manipulative chronic masochist as well as a self-serving psychopathic perverted sadist (most likely with a bdsm kink)
Ew, look at Massimo over there! Did you hear what she did to that girl at Disneyland?? He’s so gross no wonder she broke up with him!
by Bananas & Mangos February 10, 2024
A creepy tall guy, usually pale. Massimo has mental health issues, he spent his childhood and most of his life in torment. Despite is charismatic and empathetic attitude and is beautiful face he is a total psychopath. He is a genius and extremely cunning, don't approach him and don't love him, his only goal is to make you suffer as much as he suffers and he will ruin your life with no hesitation
by deathkillergun81 November 23, 2021
Massimo is just Hard like. Fairplay the women love him. More than any other guy that in in the same room. Great at scrambled eggs. Such a cool dude really. Always ready to give you a good Saturday as well.
1st person - OMG did you see them girls looking over at us.
Second Person - Nah, they just be looking At Massimo
Second Person - Nah, they just be looking At Massimo
by Bubba_Gump_Industry September 14, 2022