Martan

Scottish Highland Legend word for of a creatre that is like a small hobbit and that legend says lives in the Highlands of Scotland very close to Balintore but once was very rampant in a village called Lairg until they faded out and moved south and started to breed there in Balintore, they are said to be very much like the Chupacabra but unlike the chupacabra it does not suck blood.

If you meet a martan you are meant to refer to it as your "bitch" as that is what legend states they were originally referred to as in ancient times they were everyones bitch according to scottish mythology.

"did you see that thing over near that building site doing feck all and lighting a fire while whinging at the same time about tax credits"

"It must have been a Martan"

BIIIITCCHH

EHHHHH

RUUUN

by Henny G January 6, 2008

marshan top

that allien head,

man i be gettin that marshan top every night.

by Amoncy23 May 4, 2010

Marstin

the best friend you can ever have. he is a player. Marstin is a person that is meant to be a leader.

man Marstin is a really good leader
Marstin came with a lot of girls last night

by destroyer12345678910 September 17, 2019

martanda

Is a Sexy bitch who has spanked his wife is the assssssss

'Oh that Martanda over there has spanked me before..'

by martyboiii May 26, 2021

marshanna

A girl that smells like marshmellows

You are marshanna

by 94Lolololkdkrikfjkelfk October 23, 2013

Manstand

To hold your body weight up wit your cock.

not like a cock pushup.

Against a wall..or another dude!

Man this manstand is comfy

by ballsdude October 17, 2008

Marstuno

The God of TSRP, ruler of Mecklenburg, and founder of the largest crime syndicate, Matsikame Crime Syndicate.

"Wow, look at Marstuno. He's so hot."

by Roy Swift November 4, 2006