Markeila

A thick dark skin girl she fine asf she can take yo boyfriend from you she is smart, funny, nice but don’t get on her bad side she will beat yo ass but she is a cool person to be around

Omg she is pretty and dark skin It looks like her name is Markeila

by Iamkeila 😍 April 29, 2019

Marseille handshake

Consists of a thunderous headbutt to the sternum (chest) of an adversary, with no recoil of the neck. When administered, it is more effective if the total weight of both the upper and lower body is simultaneously transferred towards the opponent, thus flooring the receiving party. The move was made famous by Zinedine Zidane of the French national soccer team during the final match of the 2006 World Cup. It gained renown after leveling Italian national team defender Marco Materazzi to the ground of the pitch following a torrent of verbal abuse directed at Zidane with respect to his mother, sister, and heritage. The Marseille handshake is the only logical recourse when one’s honour has been impugned to such an extent that mere verbal retaliation is insufficient, and simple bodily harm induced by fists and/or feet will not do the job.

After Andrew impugned Ron's manhood, Ron greeted him with a Marseille handshake.

by Hybrid Finn July 15, 2006

Marshing

When one takes a marshmallow and rests it on anothers anus, and then forcefully insterts it using a penis. This continues until the anus is almost completely filled with marshmallows.

Marshmallow creme may be used as lubrication, but anal lube is a definite no go, since the marshmallows will eaten out of the asshole afterwards.

"Hey what do you want to do tonight?"

"Ohhh I suppose we could try Marshing..."

"Yes! Let's do it!"

by Leeby April 4, 2008

marselis

A marselis is a term used to describe an extremely problematic day you would be having. Usually a day in which nothing is going right, and everything you touch, you break.

I'm having the worst marselis day you've ever known.

Everything I do today is marselis.

I've marselised my day up today.

by eboogle February 18, 2009

Mareike

1 - an amazing girl usually from Canada.
2 - a crazy drug that is like extacy, weed, and everything else mixed together.

1 - hey, meet my friend Mareike.
2 - dude, you shouldn't have done so much mareike last night

by Jeni M April 13, 2008

marseille roulette

football (soccer) dribble: when you spin 360 degrees with the ball under your feet. named after zidane... also known as 360 and "maradona"

"hey nice marseille roulette"

by Mike Myer April 22, 2007

Marshie

He's Fluffity, he's Puffity!
1,2,3,4,5!
6,7,8,9,10!
(no, really, he's an annoying marshmallow that is the mascott of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows)

I hate that fweakin' marshmallow.

by Stiffy March 5, 2004