A marselis is a term used to describe an extremely problematic day you would be having. Usually a day in which nothing is going right, and everything you touch, you break.
I'm having the worst marselis day you've ever known.
Everything I do today is marselis.
I've marselised my day up today.
Everything I do today is marselis.
I've marselised my day up today.
by eboogle February 18, 2009
The act of sticking a mars bar into ones vagina/anus/any other inappropriate cavity of the body besides the mouth, then eating it.
1. HER: "Hey you have a bit of chocolate in your teeth"
HIM: "Oh, yeah, I was just marsing my girlfriend."
2. HIM: "Wow, your vag tastes like mars bar."
HER: "Yeah, that would be because I was recently marsed."
HIM: "Oh, yeah, I was just marsing my girlfriend."
2. HIM: "Wow, your vag tastes like mars bar."
HER: "Yeah, that would be because I was recently marsed."
by Hong Long September 26, 2009
The act of smushing your nuts against someone. It derives its name from the fact that Marzipan is made from mushed nut paste, and also it functions as a parallel to "mooning."
by FrankYuji March 1, 2018
Male response to stimuli as a result of the culmination of all thoughts and ideas which may influence a man's perception at any given time. Often contributes to serious miscommunication, especially with the opposite sex.
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